Okay, so now it’s revealed that Kimberly Guilfoyle, girlfriend of Trump’s son Donald Trump Jr, was paid $60,000 to speak at the January 6th rally, a speech that lasted less than three minutes.

Thelma, who doesn’t make that much money working on her feet for a year, was perturbed. She announced that she could also tease up her hair, get herself some store-bought ta-tas, shoot a pound of Botox in her lips and rent herself out for three minute speeches. She’d draw the line at having to date Donald Trump, Jr., but other than that …

Anyway, this revelation about Guilfoyle comes at a particularly awkward time for Republicans.  They discovered that several Democrats were paying money to family members from their campaign fund so the day before the hearing, they put forward a big ole bill saying you can’t pay your family.

Relatives who fall under the proposed ban would include spouses, parents, siblings, grandparents, grandchildren, and domestic partners as well as the spouses of campaign committee members.

And then the day after that, her comes Kimberly and her $60,000.

Thank goodness for the girlfriend/fiancé exception.

It’s a great time to be alive.