As Does Everything Touched By Trump
I thought y’all would be unsurprised but slightly amused that the French oak tree President Emmanuel Macron gifted to Trump gave its life for its country.
While being planted on the White House lawn, Macron said …
“100 years ago, American soldiers fought in France, in Belleau to defend our freedom. This oak tree will be a reminder at the White House of these ties that bind us.”
The next day the tree was uprooted and placed in quarantine. Recent reports are that the tree died and just left a big yellow spot on the White House Lawn.
It got Trumped.
A big yellow spot? At long last the tapes location is discovered.
1Pictorial evidence 45 once in his life used a shovel.
2I’m surprised he knew which end of a shovel to put in the soil. But I’m sorry the tree died because I like trees.
3Symbolic. IQ4.5 has stained the WH as he has stained the pResidency.
4The tree was shipped for quarantine in a facility for Central American refugees seeking asylum. They lost the paperwork in transit. No one in charge realized it needed light and water.
5Andy Jackson’s magnolia, and now this. If I were a White House gardener, I’d have a checkup.
6Sorry for the unfortunate tree, but Rick Wilson deserves some sort of award – maybe a miniature “best dad” type trophy – every time his book “Everything Trump Touches Dies” gets reaffirmed.
7Yellow spot? Just like the ones my dogs leave in my lawn? So Trump went out and peed on it every night.
8Dans la langue de Président Macron:
‘Tout ce qu’il [Trump] touche tourne à la merde.’
Trump’s “Le Touche de Merde”, non ‘Le Touche de Midas’..
9Urk.. “ne pas”, ne pas “non”…
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