Okay, so this is a little complicated but it certainly will spark your prurient interests.

There’s a Republican congressional seat in Arizona that is consistently red.  Personally, I think it’s red because they are embarrassed.  The former congressvarmint in the seat was Trent Franks, who had to resign because he’s kinky as a 100 foot garden hose.

So, they have to hold a special election skidding on the mess Franks left behind.

There’s two top people vying for the GOP nomination and the one who’s leading (and got endorsed by Ted Cruz!) with just a week to go before election day has a small problem.  Steamy and topless text messages with his legislative aide. And then he’s dumb enough to say he “did not have any inappropriate relationships with this woman.”  Holy Bill Clinton Cow.  All he changed was “that woman” to “this woman.” That phrase has not generally been associated with truth.

So, this guy is leading in the polling and about 75% of voters have already voted by mail. He’s hoping to lay low until election night and still be the GOP nominee.  So, on election night, check out Steve Montenegro in Arizona and see if he’s doing the dirty with Ted Cruz.

Now here’s the other fun part.  The candidate who is second in the polling is Debbie Lesko.  Trump’s campaign manager in Arizona has just accused her of a money laundering scheme with her campaign funds.

Yes, there is a Democratic nominee.  The district voted for Trump with a 21 point margin.  But hell, Trump won Alabama by 27 points and that didn’t help Roy Moore one little bit.

You know, this morning Thelma said that the Republicans may have the Russians working for them, but we have the Sex and Money Devil working for us.

That’s something to think about.