Arizona Republicans are Hogging All The Sex
Okay, so this is a little complicated but it certainly will spark your prurient interests.
There’s a Republican congressional seat in Arizona that is consistently red. Personally, I think it’s red because they are embarrassed. The former congressvarmint in the seat was Trent Franks, who had to resign because he’s kinky as a 100 foot garden hose.
So, they have to hold a special election skidding on the mess Franks left behind.
There’s two top people vying for the GOP nomination and the one who’s leading (and got endorsed by Ted Cruz!) with just a week to go before election day has a small problem. Steamy and topless text messages with his legislative aide. And then he’s dumb enough to say he “did not have any inappropriate relationships with this woman.” Holy Bill Clinton Cow. All he changed was “that woman” to “this woman.” That phrase has not generally been associated with truth.
So, this guy is leading in the polling and about 75% of voters have already voted by mail. He’s hoping to lay low until election night and still be the GOP nominee. So, on election night, check out Steve Montenegro in Arizona and see if he’s doing the dirty with Ted Cruz.
Now here’s the other fun part. The candidate who is second in the polling is Debbie Lesko. Trump’s campaign manager in Arizona has just accused her of a money laundering scheme with her campaign funds.
Yes, there is a Democratic nominee. The district voted for Trump with a 21 point margin. But hell, Trump won Alabama by 27 points and that didn’t help Roy Moore one little bit.
You know, this morning Thelma said that the Republicans may have the Russians working for them, but we have the Sex and Money Devil working for us.
That’s something to think about.
To be fair to the snacilbupeR, they apparently do like sex. What they seemingly object to is consensual sex with their own spouse. That #10 suggestion: “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house, wife, or property.”? That to them now means covfefe is ok with the neighbor’s wife, daughter, dog and probably goats.
1Yep! I moved from Texas to Arizona (temporarily) and thought I had left crazy behind. Same song, second verse
2At least this time it was with a Women over 14. The Arizona GOP is so glad that Livestock can’t talk or write tell all books. But we do have OK, And FL, to look down on.
3Money, kinkiness and whatever! Who in the world writes this kind of script!
4The November 2018 is shaping up, at least in my mind, to be an oh-so-slow speed train wreck for snacilbupeR. I hope we and they get to see this in super slow motion so every single bit of flying debris can be acknowledged and applauded.
I hope for No snacilbupeR majority in either chamber or a sitting snacilbuper POTUS for 55 or 60 years. Until every one of these f**kers has died.
5“kinky as a 100 foot garden hose.” my new go-to phrase! (with credit of course)
6Is that “kinky as a 100 foot garden hose” on the;
A) 5th of July
B) 1st of January?
Cause if it’s the 5th, it means hot and slimy, whereas if it’s the 1st it’s cold and rock hard set in place…
Either way, Ewww!
7Not all the kink is Arizonan, but theirs is pretty bad.
8I heard that Lesko beat the Republic. Is that true?
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