Argh! No. No. No. I Do Not Want To Think About This
Okay, my entire christmas season is ruined. Ruined, I tell you.
One tweet and now I can’t stop thinking about something so disgusting … so nasty … so gross… oh dear God! Blake Farenthold has s-e-x. With people. Or at least he thinks about it.
Ruined. My thoughts are ruined. How would suspect that a man like this would have sexual fantasies?
Now couple that with his new website, and there you have Mr. Tea Party.
Thanks to Lorraine in Spring for the heads up.
You’re Blake Farenthold. Regularly drinking to excess and imagining that good-looking women want to have sex with you is the only thing that keeps you from swallowing your Second Amendment stick.
So put down the bottle, son.
1I am terribly fearful that his fantasies involve ducky pajamas.
2daChipster says: “So put down the bottle, son.”
That’s a start, now drop the fork, spoon and whatever other implements you use to muck food into your mouth, and for the strength of the deities swear off all foods that transit hand to mouth without the aid of an implement.
Or, go whole hog and have your jaw wired shut which has the obvious medical benefits, while adding the plus of saving you from saying st00pid stuff.
Mrs. B., please, no more reading for you today. Perhaps a margarita served with soothing videos: http://catvideoschannel.com/funny-cat-videos/funny-cat-videos-with-sound-effects/
3I’m not letting this spoil my Chanukah. I refuse!
4Good Lord, that is simply disgusting!!
5“Sexually charged environment”. reading this and thinking of that picture…sorry, puking.
6I’m assuming that fantasies are all he’s got, but I’ve already spent way too much time on that concept.
7Brain bleach. Not enough. On the planet.
8The Corpus paper has picked up the story spectacularly:
http://www.caller.com/news/politics/national/former-staffer-sues-rep-blake-farenthold_91244455
9Where are the Men in Black and their neuralizers when you need them?
FLASH. “OK, people, you saw nothing about Blake Farenholt. Swamp gas from a Tea Party rally ignited the Hinderburg…”
10Thanks RepubAnon. I have packages to wrap and a few more things to pick up. I need no Ducky in my Christmas.
11There are two kinds of Republicans, the “wide stance” kind and the “all horns and no tail” kind.
When a woman goes to work for a male Republican she needs to know that she will either be ignored or demeaned. That’s in the Republican platform, you can look it up.
12why would a woman work for a republican in the first place?
It just boggles the mind.
13Was wondering when I would see all this break loose. It was just a matter of time. Sigh.
14Cannot stop being nauseous . . .
15A great picture of all his birthers and sisters. Is it just me or does he resemble Alfred E. Neuman more and more? “What, me worry?”
16Greene has found herself a pretty aggressive DC employment rights litigator with a fairly strong track record in employer retaliation and wrongful termination suits. Greene asks for a jury trial. Though it probably will be settled long before, this case could be lots of fun if it ends up in open court. JJ, you left out the “wet dreams” part!
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1382041-farenthold-lawsuit.html
17Wonder what Ducky-boy was thinking when he saw Charlotte in a wedding dress in Mississippi?
18Why the hell didn’t this break before the November elections?
19There was a slight chance it might have helped defeat Ducky.
But now Duckyboy will still be in Congress for the next two years, by which time this will likely be forgotten.
Besides, (anything) IOKIYAR…
Anyone who wears ducky pj’s….
20Anyone who wears ducky pj’s….
21Anyone who wears ducky pj’s….
22Ladies,you could neutralize this menace if everyone wore ducky pjs.
23Oh yeah, right. Thanks Juanita.Thanks a lot. Now I have a very VERY ugly picture in my head that I can’t get out. Ye gods!
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