Michele Bachman is convinced to the bone that The END Times are here.  Wanna know why?  Obama.

She believes that President Obama is helping Al-Qaeda in Syria and here’s what’s happening.

“This happened and as of today the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I’m a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God’s end times history,” Bachmann told Jan Markell, radio host of “Understanding the Times,” on Saturday.

I read that twice.  Girl, you are talking but you ain’t sayin’ nothing.  I even tried reading it backwards to see if there was a code in there or something.  Nope – those are words but that’s all they are.  She can’t string them together very well.

But, Honey, it gets even better.

Do you want to know what her major concern is?

“We are seeing that in our time. Yes it gives us fear in some respects because we want the retirement that our parents enjoyed. Well they will, if they know Jesus Christ.”

If the apocalypse comes, she’s worried that she won’t get her retirement.  She is not worried about fire and brimstone, no siree.  She’s not even breaking a sweat over the three horsemen and the plague and crap.  She is worried that she won’t get retirement. Yeah, that would be my big concern, too.  “Lord, do not come while there’s still a dollar in my retirement account.”

“Rather than seeing this as a negative, we need to rejoice, Maranatha Come Lord Jesus, His day is at hand,” Bachmann added later.

So if Obama is bringing about something to rejoice, why the hell are you so damn mean to him?  That’s the part I don’t get.

No, that’s not true.  The part I really don’t get is how she remembers to breathe.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.