Answer Me This
Trump Attorney Lin Wood, of Plenty of Perjury fame, has a new target – Chief Justice John Roberts. He took to Twitter to attack Roberts. He asked two questions and this is how I would answer them if I were Roberts.
“You are recorded discussing Justice Scalia’s successor before date of his sudden death,” said Wood. “How did you know Scalia was going to die?”
I knew he was going to die because there is no such thing as eternal life.
For good measure, Wood also threw in allegations based on the QAnon hoax: “Are you a member of any club or cabal requiring minor children as initiation fee?”
Yes, the PTA, Girl Scouts, Little League Soccer, and Papa Joe’s Amusement Park and Pony Rides.
It is amazing how somebody with a double digit IQ got a law license. It is not, however, amazing that person would work for Trump.
Thanks to SGray for the heads up.
This could be a fun game. My answers (as Roberts, but also if I were being asked personally.)
1) Everybody dies sometime; he was old, he had health problems. I wanted to consider who we might be handed instead of him, in terms of scheduling cases.
2) No. Are you a member of the Stupid Accusations Cabal? The Lies for Votes Society? How about the Arrogant Ignorant Asshole Club? I’m sure they’d accept you.
1Also read wood said jeffrey epstein was still alive. I didn’t know there was an award to be presented to the Trumpf’s most delusional attorney. Believe wood has jumped out in the lead with Giuliani, Sydney, Jenna nipping at his heels.
2Only the best make the grade in Trumpf’s orbit.
Double digits? You’re giving him too much credit, JJ.
3Oldie but goodie: Some people are quiet and are thought to be stupid. Others open their mouths and remove all doubt!
4I don’t think you have to be a lawyer to understand that attacking a supreme court judge is a good strategy to advance a case you want to take to the supreme court.
Clearly this is an attempt to do nothing more than please Trump.
5@ Alan: It’s actually a pretty good strategy for Wood to attack Justice Roberts before bringing a guaranteed loser case before the Supreme Court – when he loses, he can claim to be a victim. Plus, he can try to have Justice Roberts recuse himself.
@ BFSMan: The number “0.1” has two digits…
I’d say Lin Wood and Sidney Powell have decided to step into the vacancy left by Rush Limbaugh, and become far-right nutcase “influencers” on social media.
6As one of the best people he writes not only stupid statements (plenty of perjury) but stupid questions too. I’ll bet he’s just as incapable with exclamatory statements.
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7The murderer Lin Wood is defending shouldn’t take much hope when a key of the legal team is batshit crazy and the others aren’t far behind.
8Let’s play Clue (Lin Woods edition): Chief Justice Roberts in a locked room with a coronary.
I win.
But now I want to see the email where Roberts ordered Obama to nominate Garland.
9Morning Joe asked, “Are the Democrats paying this guy?” The same question had occurred to me. It does seem he is helping us out down in Georgia.
10Mr. Wood, are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Dennis Hastert Frequent Flyer Fan Club?
11Only 20 days until President-Elect Biden becomes President Badass, and unleashes a crapton of whup-ass on these criminal cretins.
12What he can’t do, others, like Leticia James, Cyrus Vance, the SDNY, et al., will take care of.
well lin is the second coming
13https://www.rawstory.com/lin-wood-2649708131/
There’s also this little zinger.
https://www.joemygod.com/2020/12/ex-partners-kraken-lawyer-said-he-might-be-christ/
14“This man needs help.” — Kanye West
If you would like to bring this to the attention of the Georgia Bar Association,
https://www.gabar.org/
15Dark alchemy: Lin Wood and Powell have a child and use Trump’s connections to get them into law school.
16Linda Woods needs a clean diaper – unfortunately, the Orange Tub o` Lard`s are too big .
17tRump is posing a unique legal strategy, either by design or ego. Few would dispute that Donnie is insane, but simply not the type of crazy that would support an insanity defense. Whereas Donnie’s ego would probably prevent him from mounting an insanity defense.
Bring on Rudy, Lin Wood, Sidney Powell and Jenna Ellis. All capable of losing any court case. But think of the post conviction relief. Ineffective counsel? Meh. On the grounds, the legal team was certifiably insane …
18Lin got “imperfect man” right on….
19Happy 2021 to y’all