After Trump did that whole Rake the Forest thing that El Jefe talks about below, the Finnish president took time out of his busy day to assure everyone that he has never discussed the raking of the Finnish forest with Donald Trump, even though Donald Trump says they did.

But President Sauli Niinistö of Finland told Ilta-Sanomat, the country’s second-largest newspaper, on Sunday that he never discussed raking with Trump during their brief meeting in Paris last weekend, where the leaders attended various commemorations marking the centenary of the armistice that ended World War I.

He did tell Trump that Finland is a forest nation, but rakes?  Nope. He’s never heard of that. Does Trump think they can’t hear him in Finland because it’s like a long ways away and they don’t speak in English, so how do they know what he says in California?    There a 5 million people living in Finland.  Finland is 130,666 square miles.  You do the math because Trump can’t.

And, I bet you a shiny dime that if you took rake with five assorted garden instruments, say, like a shovel, a hoe, a post hole digger, and a spade, Trump would not be able to identify which one is the rake.