So, there was this guy in Nevada running for the state assembly.  His name is Dennis Hof and, Honey, he’s a mess.  He’s calls himself “Trump from Pahrump.”

Dennis owns a stack of legal brothels.  He’s 72 years old and they found him dead in bed yesterday.  The night before he died he held a campaign rally / birthday party at his home.  Here’s the deal, according to his campaign manager.

Okay, so let’s take count here.  He was with Grover Norquist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, porn star Ron Jeremy, and then Tucker Carlson called to see what he was missing.

That was the cause of death.  They’re going to do an autopsy but hell, being around those guys is lethal.  I would imagine there’s dead lizards and stuff all over the place, too.

Thanks to Phyllis for the heads up.