And They’re Gonna Do An Autopsy?
So, there was this guy in Nevada running for the state assembly. His name is Dennis Hof and, Honey, he’s a mess. He’s calls himself “Trump from Pahrump.”
Dennis owns a stack of legal brothels. He’s 72 years old and they found him dead in bed yesterday. The night before he died he held a campaign rally / birthday party at his home. Here’s the deal, according to his campaign manager.
Okay, so let’s take count here. He was with Grover Norquist, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, porn star Ron Jeremy, and then Tucker Carlson called to see what he was missing.
That was the cause of death. They’re going to do an autopsy but hell, being around those guys is lethal. I would imagine there’s dead lizards and stuff all over the place, too.
Thanks to Phyllis for the heads up.
Least surprise of their evening was that married, yet incel, Tucker Carlson had to “phone it in.” Someone should check the 900 calls on his phone bill.
Pahrump is over the hill from Las Vegas approximately 60 miles. Quaint little spot of cattle ranches and the renown chicken (aka bunny) ranches.
Eagerly awaiting what news of this the Desert Beacon will share with us. FTR Grover Norquist was there, too. https://nypost.com/2018/10/16/gop-candidate-brothel-owner-dennis-hof-found-dead/
1Hof was pimp and an owner.
2A Trump style model of solid GOP family values.
Sometimes when you’re surrounded by, and wade too deep into the bullshirt, you never make it out to tell the tale.
3dies of toxic shock?
4Somewhere on the intertubes there is a picture of Sean Hannity at Hof’s flagship brothel, the Bunnyranch. I’m at work, so I’m not going to search for it, but it’s easy to find.
5Origuy,
Here’s one of many photos hob-nobbin with s fleshpot ans now dead guy! Just Google – Hannity, Nevada, photo’s
https://www.google.com/search?q=hannity+nevada+brothel+-+photo&rlz=1C1GGGE_enUS631US631&tbm
6Assassination conspiracy theory (Soros, Hillary, UN black helicopters) in three…two…one…
7The only kind of picture of a Rethuglican I care to see: One taken just a few hours before the sonuvabitch is deaddeaddead. AKA: The only good Rethug is a …. … .
8“And they’re gonna do an autopsy?”
Sounds like, if anything, they should do a necropsy, like we used to do in Wildlife Diseases class. That’s sorta like an autopsy except you don’t have to put anything back, you just dump it all in a big trash bag.
9None of the faces in that picture look particularly healthy. Hof was 72 and a pimp. My bet is he kept doing coke long after he should have quit and his heart just gave out on him in his sleep.
10I’m sure lots of fundies planned to vote for him. I’d like to hear their rationalizations.
11Anyone wanna bet where he is now? My guess, helluva surprise. Bad pun intended.
12So…..a bunch of the boys got
13together for a party at a whore house.
What could go wrong?
Who would know?
From what I’ve read they expect him to still win on election day.
14I’d hate to be the person who lost an election to a dead pimp.
That’s worse that John Ashcroft losing to a (plain old) dead guy.
This is why I don’t like early voting. Occasionally, fecal matter occurs.
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