And They Say He’s the Smart One
Jeb, y’all. Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
He released every damn email ever to sent to him and posted them online for “transparency.”
“In the spirit of transparency, I am posting the emails of my governorship here,” a note on Bush’s website says. “Some are funny; some are serious; some I wrote in frustration.” Some also contain the email addresses, home addresses, phone numbers, and social security numbers of Florida residents. The emails are available in Outlook format, and can be searched on the web at Bush’s website.
Some of the other information was personal. No wait, not some, a lot.
I guess we know where he stands on privacy rights.
Latest update:
Researchers are now poring over the email dump for personal information. It appears Bush’s team, and perhaps Florida state government, will have lots of work to do if they want to purge the data from the records — and some explaining about how this happened. It’s more than a few bits of personal information.
Oh dear, that couldn’t be cheap.
Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.
And in an unrelated ‘data dump’:
Today is the ninth anniversary of (likely drunk) VP Dickus Cheney shooting (with his custom shotgun) fellow quail hunter Harry Whittington while hunting on the Armstrong Ranch in Kenedy County (S. TX) at around 5:30PM in the afternoon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_incident
1Next time they catch some credit card hackers, I hope their defense attorney uses what I can only assume will be called now and into the future, the “Jeb Bush Defense.”
2I wonder what email address his real emails went to, the ones no one is ever supposed to see?
3I like that campaign slogan: “He’s the smart one.” You can’t say that without a touch of sarcasm.
4dumbass jeb will have to claim his account was hijacked and when that doesn’t work he’ll say everyone took the private information out of context. Or blame Obama.
5Ralph Wiggam: “He’s the smart one.” Sarcasm, or that peculiar combination of laugh, until you vomit.
GOP primary action should be a blood bath with the Bush Crime Family versus the Outlaw Jersey Whale, while all the other light weights in the Klown Kar lob in their special st00pid bombs.
6Hopefully, there will be those incensed enough about all their personal info being out there for God knows who to see and they sue his stupid ass from here to wherever!! Would serve him right to do something so moronic … oh wait … he’s the 3rd Bush and we know they are all morons!!
Good God, Gertie!!
7I swear all them Bushes have a drinking problem!
8Love or hate Dick Cheney (okay who are we kidding), you gotta respect a guy that has the gravitas to have the victim apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you sir, may I have another?
9Ah the Bushes. It’s an example of what a friend of mine called “genetic fade.” It started so promising with Prescott Bush and went downhill from there.
10It’s a pity Jeb didn’t do that fifteen years ago. Then people could say to themselves, “He’s the smart one,” and then take another look at his brother Dubya…..
11Outlaw Jersey Whale-good one PKM.
12I just can’t help but think “Dumb and Dumber” every time I see the bush boys together. Wonder if Jeb can pronounce “nuclear” any better than his dumba** brother.
13I looked everywhere for but could not find a simile for the Bros Bush. so here’s my attempt at all that,
In the dog yard your Golden Retriever runs in, you can see on the ground two turds.
14My little bride says I mis fired on “simile”, on “metaphor” and on the sentence. I confess I had to take the English Usage Test to get my BS (my degree…). I apologize for my limitations and for doing nothing over the past 40 years to improve. Likely I will dies this way!
Going to bed.
15If we are grading on the curve and applying it only to the Bush brothers then Jeb is the smart one.
16Yeah, and he just wanted Terry Schaivo to be the Florida State Vegetable. Her husband has said he’ll never, ever forgive Jeb.
17Transparency would be if he published the emails HE sent. Who cares about emails about Viagara, Russian brides, or walk-in bathtubs?
18Cannibals look at that picture of the bush boys and wonder how dumbass dubya ever asserted he knew how hard it is for people to put food on their families. Bush makes it look effortless.
19You know, for me, the photo of the Brothers Shrub pretty much is worth a thousand words.
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