Y’all, it’s my neighbor Tom DeLay.

A year ago, Tom went on the John Hagee teevee show and explained how this country has gone wrong.

“I think we got off the track when we allowed our government to become a secular government,” DeLay explained. “When we stopped realizing that God created this nation, that he wrote the Constitution, that it’s based on biblical principles.”

Hey, everyone knows that Dumbledore wrote the constitution and based it on Starfleet’s Prime Directive.

Then a month ago, he said that the Justice Department wants to sponsor orgies.

“We’ve … found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department. They’re now going to go after 12 new perversions. Things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal,” DeLay said Tuesday on “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Newsmax TV.

No, Honey, you’re thinking of the Baptist Church.

And now he’s convinced that Hillary Clinton is living proof that Democrats are … well, just awful.

“The Democrats, they don’t care about this stuff. They’ve said over and over again that people of no character, people that have broken the law, people that have been removed from office, get elected in their primaries,” DeLay told “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Wednesday.

Tom!  Go look in a mirror.

People keep asking me why Tom isn’t in prison. He is. In his own head.

Thanks to Irene for the heads up.