And the Winner Gets the Pile of Ashes Formerly Known as the GOP
Glenn Beck has declared war against Grover Norquist.
That kinda reads like poetry meant to gladden the heart of mankind.
Norquist, a free market Republican who wants to shrink government down to a size where it can be drowned in a bathtub, declared that Ted Cruz is a nincompoop and that’s when the fun started.
So, Beck, who is a we-want-government-so-big-that-it’s-in-your-uterus Republican did not react well to his bro being dissed. So Beck went full-nazi on Norquist.
“[Norquist] is the guy responsible for a lot of the Muslim Brotherhood stuff that goes on in the White House, isn’t he?” Beck asked the two.
“Glenn, I think most people who know Grover only as a prominent anti-tax guy in the conservative movement would find that statement unbelievable, and to be honest with you I would’ve, but for the fact that I saw it first-hand as a result of sharing office space for what I think of seven biblically long years with Grover Norquist,” Gaffney remarked. “I saw terrorists in his office space. I had colleagues come to me and say, ‘You know there’s a Muslim Brotherhood front operating out of his office suite?’”
Oh Sweet Jesus, Norquist is a Muslim Brotherhood member … just. like. you. know. who.
It all makes sense now. Norquist wants to drown government in the bathtub so he can bring sharia law to America. I dunno know about you, but I’m telling every Republican I know about that.
And Beck ends with this happy tune —
“If you’re for the Constitution, I don’t care if you’re a liberal or a Democrat or a Republican and a conservative, I don’t really care, if you’re for the Constitution of the United States of America,” Beck said. “That’s our dividing line, and there are too many in the Republican Party, so let’s clean out our own house first.”
If you boys need any Gatorade or sling shots or background music or anything at all, please feel free to contract us here in the appreciative audience.
Thanks to Carol in Vermont for the heads up.
When Michele Bachmann said it was the end times, she was right (for Republicans). Ya’ see, God started the Rapture with Republicans and all the good Republicans have already been Raptured.
And we have 12 more months until Armageddon.
1Some days it is just too much. The next time one of these idiots blather on about the Constitution, a document I would wager they have never read – someone ought to haul their rear ends up on stage and make them tell, from memory, what is in the Constitution – and if they can’t – slingshot them over to Somalia, with a real catapult.
2The GOP is the new comedy central without the humor. Try watching Jon Stewart while od’ing on downers and you have the GOP.
3Will there be a cage match? Man, I’d love to see these two bozos duking it out with folding chairs and the whole rest of the extreme fringe coming in to defend their favorite.
“And the crowd goes WILD!!!”
4“there are too many in the Republican Party, so let’s clean out our own house first.”
5Yes, please do. get rid of them all!
Purgings, cleansings, pogroms, purifications – it always starts within the Party. Just ask Ernst Rohm and Gregor Strasser how it went with their pal, Adolf, in the National Socialist German Workers Party. Or ask Leon Trotsky how clean Stalin scoured the Communist Party out in the USSR.
Then, when the Party becomes the State and loyalty to the Party first and above all becomes the same thing as patriotism…
…well, that’s when the cleansings REALLY start.
6epo @3
“The GOP is the new comedy central without the humor.”
The perfect bumper sticker.
7I am still hoping that Glenn Beck will be able to convince Gohmert to run against Boxturtle. If would be even better if Glenn Beck is able to raise $10 million or so for Gohmert to use to run negative ads against Boxturtle
8Mygawd! I just had a quick flash of Glenn and Grover going at each other like 7 year olds whilte wearing pink tutus.
Mama, I gotta find my meds!
9But if Norquist hits back, Beck will cry those great big crocodile tears and smear his chalkboard again. Hate when that happens.
10Are we allowed to object to your coarse language and disrespect for the Son of God? “Sweet Jesus” suggests
11an effeminate deity. May I suggest “Christ on a Crutch”
or “Jebus”?
Damn. (Sorry Momma). They really are nuts aren’t they?
12More fun than watching 2 pigs wallow in a mudhole.
13For Gohmert to run against Boxturtle he’d have to move to Kentucky. Oh, I see what you’re doing.
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