And That’s Why Alfredo Works Over At The Dairy Queen
Y’all all know my friend Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen who has the inside scoop on lotsa stuff.
Well, in case y’all were wondering why Alfredo works at the Dairy Queen, there’s a good explanation for that. Dairy Queen is one of the five fast food chains that donate to Democrats. Warren Buffet’s Berskshire Hathaway acquired DQ in 1998, and that’s why there’s a whole cup of happy in every Blizzard.
The other four are Checkers, Panera Bread, Popeye’s Chicken, and Starbucks.
Damn, I’m hungry.
Thanks to Carol for the heads up.