And Other Odd Things You Can Do With Your Butt
Scott Brown says he doesn’t drink much ….
“The last time I was ever drunk was at my bachelor party and that was what? — 28 years ago, 27 years ago,” Brown said. “So I guess no one has ever pocket dialed or pocket tweeted before.”
Click the picture on the far right (appropriately) to see Scott Brown’s wee hours of the morning tweets that he now claims were “butt tweets.”
I dunno. My butt rarely knows the name of the person I’m tweeting back at. So either you can believe that (1) not only is Scott Brown smart, even his ass is smart, or (2) he drinks a lot.
I’m going with the smartass thing.
Whatever.
1Seriously, what can anyone expect of a guy whose first big time claim to fame is a fig leaf double truck in a magazine my mamma would never allow in the house. And then he “built” upon that “foundation” to get into the Senate! Tells ya a lot doesn’t it!
2the brilliance of the tweets is almost overwhelming…
3And his grammar sucks.
4If I was as purty as he thinks he is, I would be dangerous!
5#fenwayfran:
6He can’t spell, either
I guess he thinks it’s better to do this than drink and dial…and risk getting caught on tape.
7After my phone pocket-dialed 911, I put a screen lock on it which makes it really, really, REALLY hard to pocket-anything. Of course I’ve got an Android phone and maybe Apple doesn’t think any of their users would want such a thing.
8Hm. I wonder if he is covering for the person who playfully grabbed his iPhone and tweeted for him. Hmmm. Makes sense for a man who doesn’t know how long he’s been married! LOL
9I think his butt is smarter than he is.
10Corinne: That was a knee-slapper! Should have said butt-slapper!
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