And If He Doesn’t Win, He’ll Go Back To The Hotel To Get Some Dry Clothes
Mark Middleton is running in the GOP primary for a north Texas congressional seat.
A couple of things make his candidacy noteworthy. He currently faces nine charges in federal court “including assaulting, resisting or impeding police officers at January 6th attempted coup.” I recognize that’s a problem in the GOP primary only because they lost. However, if you can’t get it right at least once out of nine times, you ain’t ready to play in the major league.
There’s another situation that might need some ‘splainin’.
Middleton, and his wife Jalisa, are accused of physically struggling with police officers for more than 30 seconds outside the Capitol during the riot. Bodycam footage also allegedly captured Middleton screaming “f–k you” to the officers multiple times as he kept attempting to push through barricades.
You can read the whole story, see the federal indictment with lots of pictures, and grin away an hour or so right here.
You just can’t miss this. This is Middleton describing the day.
“We are on the front lines. We helped push down the barriers. Jalise and I got pepper sprayed, clubbed, and tear gassed,” Middleton said, according to federal court documents. “We had to retreat, but more patriots pushed forward, and they’re taking back our house. They’ve got the giant flag up on the upper terrace up there. No more fooling around! Jalise and I gotta go back to the hotel and try to recoup and change, get dry clothes on. Make America great again! Freedom!”
Wimp. You obviously cannot win a revolution with wet clothes. (Sarcasm is just another free friendly service at the beauty salon.)
I just don’t understand who lives in places where a nutjob like this thinks he could get elected to the very institution he tried to bring down.
1#1–all it takes is a large number of voters being so st00pid that a box of 1 rock has a higher IQ than all of the voters together!!! These are usually called rePUKEians, who are enabled by demoncrates to lazy to vote!
2Does the Salon also wash out potty mouths? Middleton’s definitely needs a cleaning! It’s getting to where any nut job can run for office in Texas and if you get the right district, you can get elected, or at least take money from gullible people!
3“gotta go back to the hotel… get dry clothes on…”
Here, I’ll help him improve his recoup session at the hotel:
… take a long, hot, steaming shower, drink something cold from the minibar, order room service…
4Sadly, his Jan 6 actions and his campaign platform of seceding from the US and making sure critical race theory gets buried in Texas probably makes him a very attractive candidate to red voters. Being under indictment in Texas is not a problem- ask Paxton.
5There is/was a pastor and his wife in Pearland at one of the Health’ n Wealth’ churches who both used the title of “Dr.” because they had honorary doctorates from the Nairobi Christian Seminary. Some people have no shame and Middleton sounds just as phony as all the rest.
6No offense, but hollering eff you at police is protected speech
As for wet clothes, would General Washington have won the Revolutionary War if he decided to turn back with wet pants after crossing the Delaware River?
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