And I Am Writing A Book On How To Avoid Typos
Y’all George W Bush is writing a book.
On economic policy.
Okay, I’ll wait here while you clean off your computer screen.
Lalalalalala .. waiting ….teededededede … waiting. Okay?
The title of the book is “Strategies for Economic Growth.”
Okay, I’ll wait. You clean.
Good Lord, just four short years ago, the man couldn’t spell economic and now he is an expert.
His quote of the year?
As he spoke about his Freedom Collection, he said, “I actually found my freedom by leaving Washington.”
Dude, we all did when you left. We all did.
I believe you will find it shelved in the humor and satire section.
1What a coincidence, Goerge…since you left office, we feel “free” too!
2Bush Economics–just leave off most of the debt from the books..
3Heck, If I didn’t pay my bills or mention them, my spread sheet would look good, too!
Wonder if their is a chapter on Mitten’s vulture capitalism, the GOP’s answer of how to get ALL the money to the top while the rest of us starve!
Set to music-it’s Sweeney Todd, the “mad barber” of Wall Street, or “tapped out”, shave and a haircut, two-bits, and the poor can be made into meat pies…
Sort of like a book on parenting….by Sarah Palin, dontchaya think? (wink wink)
4Best line I have heard so far: “[E]very mention of “Bush” and “book,” sans the word “coloring,” represents a full employment program for comedians.”
5The title of the book should be Strategeries for Economic Growth.
6Strategeries for Economic Growth
by George W Bush
Chapter 1 – How to Pick the Right Dad
Chapter 2 – How to Sail the Gentleman’s Sea
Chapter 3 – How to Fail in Business Without Even Trying
Chapter – Wait, I Lost Count
Chapter 5 – Do Some Other Stuff Then Be President
Chapter 11 – Bankruptcy: Cut Taxes, Start Wars, blah blah
Chapter 6 – Leave Town Ahead of the Mob, Lay Low
Chapter 7 – Have Someone Write a Book For You
Chapter $24.95 – Market to the Base
Chapter 8 – Watch Your Economic Get Some Growth
What are people saying about Strategeries?
“I laughed ’til I cried. Strike that. I never laugh. Or cry.”
– Dick Cheney
“This book is just the right height.”
-Mitt Romney
“oh, Mr. President, yes, YES!”
-Harriet Meirs
“Is it supposed to be in crayon?”
– A famous book reviewer
“The most important book in a generation.”
7– Another book reviewer, about another book
I believe that near CIA HQ is a sign that says “George Bush Center for Intelligence.” It was named after Papa Bush, who was once head of the CIA, but it does cause comment, e.g. “What’s next, the Stevie Wonder School of Driving?”
8You missed one, Susan – I was doing a spit-take at the first line. Hell, even if you had said he was READING a book…
9my face hurts from laughing. thanks juanita and daChipster.
10I was hoping GWB would stay home on the ranch where they don’t have printing machines and that stuff, but no…..
11When it comes to economics, duh-W is certainly an xspurt.
12Bob the cat brought the plight of the homeless to George W Bush’s attention, Bob getting an invite into the former president’s house in Dallas and all. Maybe there’s another as yet unannounced new cat in the family that Mr Bush uses to help pick stocks when he does a little on-line trading. Hence the new economic insight.
13And soon to be followed by “How I got Bin Laden.”
14Well I certainly hope it comes with one of those little boxes of four crayons!
15W’s was touted as the first MBA president. Is Mitt a rerun?
16Wouldn’t the book just say “do the opposite of what I did”?
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