Okay, I know you think you’ve already seen the craziest thing of the day.

Not even close.

Lookie here:

Martha with her "Please take me seriously" look

Oh yes, it has to be true that President Barack Obama is threatening the Supreme Court with “missives.”  Fox news says so.  Not only that, Martha McCallum of Fox News says so.  Not only that, Martha says President Obama is threatening “Chaos” with a damn capital C, bygawd.  That’s like regular c chaos but louder.

And the plan in which President Obama will carry out all this Chaos was hatched in 1965 when Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan was in first grade, already plotting to take over the United States and take it straight to socialism.  Well, right after she forged a Hawaiian birth certificate for Barack Obama.

Don’t believe me.  I can prove it.

Does that say lifelong?   Yes, it does.

And then there’s this amazing evidence.

Oh, Sweet Jesus, protect us from skillful lawyering.

I’ve been pondering on this for a little while and I have come to understand why the Fox News crowd hates Elena Kagan.  She’s not a bleached blonde.

Apparently, bleached blondes are incapable of taking over the world, as they prove on Fox news every day.

Thanks to Marge for the really cool crazy stuff she sends me.