And His Show Starts on September 9th at 9:09 PM
Fox News has hired Herman Cain.
It’ll be so much fun to have Herman Cain to kick around. I suspect his show will be as entertaining as his interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. “Libya, hummm, that’s on the map, right?”
He will be used for such in depth questions as, “Hey, Herman, black people just want free stuff from Obama, right?” or even “Hey, Herman, do black people celebrate the 4th of July?” or “Herman, can you get us some pizza?”
Was I the only person who noticed that Herman’s nine, nine, nine sometimes sounded like nein, nein, nein?
Sarah Palin without the book learnin’.
How long till the first sexual harassment claim? Good thing to start a betting pool on.
1It is obvious that palin does not have book learning either.
That’s a Fox requirement.
If they are too smart, they can’t stick with the program.
2I am so glad I do NOT watch Faux Noos …
Hermie Cain is such an embarrassment … he should do well on Faux Noos!!
3Cain is going to have his own TV show? That’s almost enough temptation to get me to go back to watching TV.
4Fox hires Cain, who has double-dropped in GOP polls – lower than Palin, and Scott Brown, too. Good grief, The Fox is going after fans of Beck & Limbaugh big time. Anyone else notice The Fox hasn’t had Cheney’s wife & daughter on for a long time? Gotta be a connection there some place.
5And yet, ditching Palin and Morris in favor of Cain is actually an improvement for FOX. Sort of like substituting herpes for leprosy. Herpes at least implies an element of fun at some point.
6Thank God! I never got around to posting this before, but now I expect many opportunities to do so.
7Fox is growing its own Comedy Central!. I can’t wait!
8Jon Stewart must go to a full hour; there’s going to be just too much comedy material that writes itself for a half hour.
9Don’t insult Comedy Central……….more like Beavis and Butthead, though.
10Cain is the token black who will provide ridicule and criticism of the President for Fox, while simultaneously providing the very same of Fox for us. Like a lamb to the slaughter.
11I don’t watch any comedies, but might make an exception for this one.
12You mean Sarah Palin had book learning?
Where did she hide it?
Note to Fox:
13Replacing morons with idiots is not progress.
I believe it was Molly Ivins who said, about trying to find something funny to say about the news item coming off the ticker, “Some days it’s just rip and read.”
14When FOX hires a new commentator from the ranks of former conservative presidential candidates, you can be sure that the particular individual never again will have a future on the national political stage. FOX is America’s “Elephants’ Burial Ground”!
15Herman is brilliant. He is shuckin’ us white folks, especially GOP white folks, and making a whole lot of money doing it.
16I suspect that Fox will try harder than you think to hold onto him. After all, the Republicans did not play well with minorities, so they have to have some kind of Token Diversity.
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