And A Quick Trip to Crazyville at Fox Nation
Okay, so there’s this goofy lookin’ guy who went on Fox News. You gotta believe what he says because Steve Doocy proclaimed that his “sources are impeccable.”
His name is Ed Klein and he writes books. True books with impeccable sources. Doocy says so.
Here’s some of his claims at his latest visit to Fox.
— the Obamas had separate bedrooms on Martha’s vineyard, that the president smoked in bed, and that he ate Murdick’s Fudge in bed.
— Bill Clinton smiled when he was diagnosed with a “progressive” heart condition because the term sounded liberal.
— that Hillary Clinton was a lesbian, and she was raped by then-Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton when they conceived their daughter Chelsea.
— that if he died of a heart condition, Bill told Hillary ‘Hillary, you should put on widow’s weeds, dress in black, and it would be worth a couple of million votes.’
And that last one has to be true because Elisabeth Hasselbeck says that sounds like Bill Clinton.
Okay, slap yourself back into reality.
Thanks to Marge for the head up.
Well, the Bill Clinton comment made me laugh, because actually it does sound like something he’d say, and I hope she would do it. However, I hope Bill is around with us for a long time yet.
1My wife and I have had separate bedrooms for our entire marriage. Big deal
2Somebody I won’t bother to name said the other day that Michelle Obama is transgender. Reminds me of the line, “Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and take stroll out of my mouth.”
I wouldn’t trust that guy in the picture to give me directions to the restroom, much less know what a total stranger ate in bed.
3I was going to say, “Why is this guy on Fox News when he ought to be sitting on a streetcorner with signs, trying to hand out his misspelled pamphlets?” but I realized I’d answered my own question.
4There are these things called PHOTOS of Bill and Hillary back in their college days – together. You know, before he was the governor of Arkansas.
5As my dear Aussie girlfriend, Lynette, always said, prior to our both getting married years later, “Dah-ling, a woman should always have her own boudoir, and waking up to someone else’s morning breath just isn’t civilized.” My response to her was, “And no woman should have to ever share a bathroom with a man, either.” We are both hitting 20 years of wedded bliss, more or less, this winter… and we all enjoy our own bedrooms and bathrooms. With as much grief President Obama is dealing with right now, I am sure he does lots of tossing and turning all night long. The poor man looks simply exhausted. Give him a break! A bed to himself, a good book and a box of chocolates… who among us haven’t healed a crisis in our own lives that way a time or two?
6All unnamed sources have the same credibility, zero.
7These folks have incredible imaginations, though.
I mean, the President is a gay communist Muslim atheist Satanist illegal alien anti-American who is only President because of a conspiracy of Muslims in 1961 who planned out how they could sneak someone into the White House. It was 1961, so obviously, a multi-racial guy with the name Barack Hussein Obama was a surefire bet, so they flew him into the country four days after he was born.
I never would have thought to string all of those things together like that.
8Oh,yeah! And rain makes applesauce!
9Yeh, but it wernt said by a librul, so you know it’s trew.
10and my impeccable sources say dumbass dubya preferred sucking green weinies to eating green eggs and ham. Bush didn’t get a round mouth from eating square meals.
11The scary part isn’t that this guy just makes stuff up. It’s that too many others consider him credible.
Our country is becoming increasingly ignorant and powerful factions laud that as a good thing (none of that pesky science stuff for us, no siree).
12Don’t know where FOX news digs up their “experts”, but I’d give odds more than one has spent some time in a mental institution, or should have.
13I truly wish Comcast would offer “ala carte” billing. I would get rid of all the religious channels, music channels, sports channels (except Golf) and especially Faux Nooz and Faux Bidnez Nooz.
14Cannot stomach even surfing past those two channels with Hannity and Greta and Hugh Dobbs and the rest of the whackos. Have you ever watched any Faux Nooz show where they had anything even neutral to say about My President? The constant drumbeat anti-Obama is as bad and discordant as a Ted Nugent sound track.
I don’t watch Steve Doocy or his Fox presentation so I haven’t a dog in the fight. But if the interweb thingy is to be believed, ol’ Ste-wee is a cousin of some kind to Mike Doocy of channel 4 in Dallas. Now I liked Mike. Mike covered God makin’ dirt when he (Mike not God) first moved here. Well a long time ago. But finding out Mike is related to this knucklehead Steve makes me second guess myself. Geesh.
15He looks to me like somebody put ice down his back. Maybe he can be a replacement for Louie. Oh that’s right, he’s not a Congressman. Yet.
16Ed Klein? Must be an alias. That looks like Pee-wee Herman gone bald.
17It’s not just fox propaganda channel it’s the bobble heads and radio idiots championing this whacko as well. They are so afraid of losing their power they have to make stuff up to scare and intimidate people to vote for them. They don’t have any ideas or policies so they just attack with lies and conspiracies. These people are a threat to our country calling them stupid insults truly stupid people.
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