Okay, well this one is a doozy.

Patrick Shanahan has withdrawn his name to be defense secretary.  It’s kinda a shame because it appears that this family has been at war for years so he’s probably pretty good at it.

You can read this long, long list of all the things his family has done to each other which includes hitting one in the head with a baseball bat, throwing clothes out the window and then attempting to barbecue them, throwing Christmas dinner on the floor, sucker punching one while he’s asleep, oh honey, this is not Ozzie and Harriet.

Shanahan has no military experience but he did serve as a high level executive at Boeing, making him a defense contractor in charge of the military.

As Melania says, “Be best!”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.