Alcoa presents, You Make the Call

December 04, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And here’s a happy story from Nick Caraway — 

Back in the old days, Alcoa used to advertise their product by showing you questionable calls from past NFL football games. The whole idea is they wanted you to weigh in and decide for yourself. I suppose they also wanted you to call Alcoa. Sometimes these messages get lost in the translation.

So, I present to you the star witness for the prosecution. She’s signed a paper saying she could go to prison if she’s lying. So, that proves the fraud. We can close the case and cancel the inauguration. Here comes your dilemma. Is this woman merely drunk? Is she drunk and stupid? Is Rudy using her as a human shield to distract you from his own flatulence? Moreover, is this really serious or are we watching a high form of performance art? Enjoy.

 

And there’s more —

 

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1334641634408017920

 

And even more than that —

 

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