March 08, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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You mean he is not tossing out paper towels?
1The fact that lightning didn’t incinerate him at that moment is direct proof of the validity of Atheism.
2Trump thinks Jesus was a loser – Trump likes deities who were not crucified.
3If those bibles didn’t burst into flame, they should have.
4What? There were no rolls of toilet paper available to autograph and throw to the throngs?
5It was a Baptist church in Alabama, why are they using a book they don’t follow?
6This is outrageous in so many ways. I thought the paper towel caper was wildly strange but autographing Bibles…. Well, he said it’s his favorite book but he has no favorite verses. What a shallow man from a shallow swamp.
7Is he now claiming that he wrote the Bible? Signing those good books is the ultimate hypocrisy. Come to think of it, Trump signing any book is nauseating hypocrisy.
8Trump knows he’ll never be added to Mount Rushmore, so the Baptists in Alabamy will mollycoddle him as an honorary member of The Father, Son, Holy Ghost & Guardian of The 10 Or So Commandments.
9RepubAnon wins the internet today.
10Sam in St. Paul: From my experience, the King James version of the Bible used by Southern Baptists has a New Testament which is heavily redacted. Oddly enough,
the authority to lift said redactions is placed in the hands of Baptist preachers, on a verse by verse, week by week basis. Usually in support of something in the Old Testament.
I seriously do not understand this blind following of a moron. Some of these folks apparently think that he is president through divine intervention.
It’s cults like these that lead to suicide bombings, mass murder, and Kool-Aid parties.
11As Molly Ivans once said, “The trouble with Baptists, they didn’t hold them under long enough” I know I misspelled her name but spell check wouldn’t allow the correct one. Grrrrr
12For such religious people, they’re awfully casual about sacrilege.
Undoubtedly the same ones who raise such a stink when a public official is sworn in using something like the Koran, or a copy of the Constitution.
13I’m an optimist. Watch for those signed Bibles on eBay.
14How long before autographed bibles will be on E-Bay? The receipts could fund many a duckboat or full back tat.
15… OTOH, some will become treasured heirlooms worth more than the trailer home where they would be put on an alter.
16My money says that this is as close to a Bible he has come since the inauguration. I view the Bible as a history book so I am not all that hair on fire about this. As for the Golden Gibbon reading anything between the covers, I thank Adlai Stevenson for the quote about when an ass looks into the Bible a disciple is least likely to look out.
17Trump signing bibles is like Hannibal Lecter signing cookbooks.
18A group here in Las Cruces called cowboys for Trump wanted to present him with a hat, but discovered they didn’t have enough material to cover his ego.
19How sad is it that when I first saw the header, I read “Trump was signing Babies” not “Bibles”, and didn’t do double take. Felt like it could be a real thing for Alabama and Trump.
20Trump signing Bibles? Yeah, sure. I mean, after all, he’s such a great example of Christianity, a wonderful role model, and all that. Just ask the folks in Alabama — and in Tennessee where I live. Way too many in these parts see Trump as a combination of the Messiah, a brilliant businessman, shining example of what everyone in this country should be, and everyone’s favorite Little League coach. Despicable!
21Repulsive
22Monty – WINNER!!
23Charlie Pierce had a great line: “God just gave up and went into the real estate business.”
24No, Monty. Hannibal Lecter was a legit chef. The serial killing was just so he could get fresh meat.
25Buttermilk Sky @ 24,
And the devil has box seats in hell for despicables like Rump.
26Yes, God and Satan were once close. Not now.
27Trump signing bibles is like John Wayne Gacy signing Boy Scout manuals.
28Did it burn his hands everyone he touched? He is the the devil.
29While neither fans nor believers in the apocalyptical tales of the OT, we do believe the many embodiments of the devil in that book to have been more honest and decent than IQ45 and the members of his maladministration.
Donnie signing bibles is as honest a gesture as his having sworn to uphold our Constitution.
30I hear God usually uses a special pen.
31And edit to @10
32“Usually in support of some intolerance or other they can find bits of scripture in the Old Testament to support”.
No matter how out of context.
33If the Bibles didn’t burst into flame when Trump signed them, Trump should have. Donald Trump and Christianity have nothing in common.
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