Actually, Truth Be Known, Canada is Renouncing Him
Ted Cruz, the man who jumped on the birther idiocy like a goat on clover, is finally getting around to renouncing his Canadian citizenship. Cruz says it’s just a technical issue. You know, like you can be technically pregnant without being actually pregnant. Or just technically dumb.
Ted assures us that he has nothing against Canada, but he’s unclear if Canada doesn’t have anything against him.
It all boils down to where Cruz’s mother was born and, of course, whether she was just technically pregnant with him. Where is Donald Trump when you really need him?
Personally, I think I could build a pretty damn good case that he’s a terror baby.