So now the story is that Mitt Romney retired retroactively?

Mitt Romney adviser Ed Gillespie said Sunday that the candidate “retired retroactively” from his job at Bain Capital, which Romney maintains that he left in 1999 despite evidence suggesting he remained involved with the company until 2002.

That is very cool.  Mitt Romney has found the secret to time travel.

I’m voting for him in hopes that he’ll share it with the rest of us.  I would use that power  for good, not evil.  Like, I would retroactively go back and not eat that cheesecake I had last night.  Disco?  I’d go back and retroactively tell the Bee Gees to shut the hell up.

Imagine the fun the we could have with that whole space/time continuum thing if Romney would share his secret.

There is a downside, though.  I don’t think Romney would take us back to the future.  He would take us back to the back.  I guess the only thing we could change is the invention of fire or something.  I mean cheesecake is a fairly recent invention.

First an Etch-a-Sketch, now a time machine – this Romney guy is just full of toys, ain’t he?