A Great Way To Start a Week
Customer Michele sent us a great way to start a week.
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Rick Perry calls him the Kickback Kid.
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December 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Customer Michele sent us a great way to start a week.
Click right here. And don’t forget the picture at the bottom.
Rick Perry calls him the Kickback Kid.
Have fun!
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Hits the nail square on the head. 🙂
1I call him the Tangerine Wankmaggot.
2Wait for it.
“Trump is the most corrupt since Republican Warren G. Harding — who was elected in 1920 and died in 1923.”
Edit: …while only 36% of Americans wanted President Donald Trump impeached and removed from office in March, that number increased to 50% in October and late November. According to presidential historian Douglas Brinkley (who teaches at Rice University), that 50% is terrible for a president who is seeking reelection.
During a November 29 appearance on CNN, Brinkley explained, “Once the vote is taken by Congress to impeach him and he’s wearing the ‘i’ on his chest, you’re going to see that movement grow even more.
It tells you he doesn’t have a lot of friends. He’s a base politician. He doesn’t know how to turn this around.
read more:
3https://www.alternet.org/2019/12/he-doesnt-have-a-lot-of-friends-presidential-historian-explains-why-latest-impeachment-poll-shows-fake-president-trump-is-in-deep-trouble/
OK, this is really long but I started saving the names folks used for Trump back before he was elected. Some come from our ever-helpful cousins in Britain, and some come from this fine establishment itself. None come from me directly, but I’m in jealous awe of those who came up with them:
Manchurian Combover
4Empty Popcorn Bag Rotting in the Sun
Cheezus
Orange Foolius
Seagull dipped in tikka masala
Bursting landfill of municipal solid waste
Mountain of rotting whale blubber
Sputum-filled Orange Julius
Gangrenous gaping wound
Racist, sexist block of rancid Cheddar
Oversized wasp exoskeleton stuffed with old mustard
Neo-fascist real estate golem
Abandoned roadside ham hock
Bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from distant galaxy Kloolus
Monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Spam
A walking pile of reanimated roadkill
Heaving carcass
Stately hot dog casing
Flatulent stained leather couch
Swollen earthworm gizzard
Narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho
Yellowing hunk of masticated gristle
A human/Komodo dragon hybrid
Blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran
The first hobgoblin to enter the White House
A pair of chapped lips superglued to a hairball
Horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler
Malignant corn chip
Human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a rat turd
The sculpture your three-year-old made out of soggy ground-up goldfish snacks
A man with the hair of a radioactive skunk
Roiling Cheez Whiz mass
Cryogenically frozen bog man
A glistening, shouting gristle mass with a history of saying terrible and stupid things
Screaming giant cheese wedge
250-pound accumulation of rancid beef
Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch
Temperamental gelatinous sponge
Sentient hate-balloon
A Rumpelstiltskin inflated with a bike pump and filled with bacteria
Sun-kissed ass plug
An enraged, bewigged fetus blown up to nightmarish size
Parental pile of burnt organic material
Human-shaped wad of Gak
Walking irradiated tumor
Uncooked chicken breast
KKK rally port-a-potty holding tank
A plentiful field of dung piled into the shape of a president
Malfunctioning wind turbine
Seeping fleabag
Sloshing styrofoam takeout container filled with three-day-old mac and cheese
A sticky, grabby, Cheeto-hued toddler
Figurative rubber, and also literal rubber
A carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine
Sentient waste disposal plant
Poorly-drawn fascist
Racist teratoma
Lamprey eel spray-painted gold
Nacho cheese golem
Undead tangerine
A cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Fossilized meatball
Horking mole-creature suffering from radioactive spray-tan
Tattered Craigslist sofa
A dog carefully balancing a spongecake atop his head
Play-Doh factory explosion
A new superfood made of finely-ground clown wigs
Unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid caviar
Orange asshat
Four-time bankruptcy filer and seething hernia mass
Adult blobfish
Deflated football
Fart-infused lump of raw meat
Melting pig carcass
Cheeto-dusted bloviator
Aggressively stupid
Soggy burlap sack
Bag of toxic sludge
Your next president and ruler for life
A brightly burning trash fire
Man-sized sebaceous cyst
Enlarged pee-splattered Sno Cone
Hair plug swollen with rancid egg whites
Inside-out lower intestine
Dusty barrel of fermented peepee
Hairpiece come to life
Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels
A dishrag that on closer inspection is alive with maggots
Poorly-trained circus orangutan
… and yes, I’ve just now added Mike@2’s contribution to the list (thanks, Mike!). One thing you can say about Trump: he inspires creativity among his opponents.
5That picture need a maggot on his nose!
6IQ4.5 represented by fake cheese, something passing as meat on what is probably a stale bun loaded with salt, sugar, and other nutritional assault chemicals. Have already named a drink about Donnie: Orange Foolius.
The Surly Professor@4, there are so many names for this st00pid traitor, but Rexxon Drillerson still holds the title with ***king moron.
7Surly Professor, my favorite remains Orange S**tgibbon. I think the Scots came up with that one.
8Well, the idiots at Facebook can ban me too because I made a point of spreading this cartoon as much as I could.
Compared to the innuendos, lies and insults made by the buffoon himself, this little cartoon is pretty inoffensive.
Shame on Zuckerberg. He’s a little shit who’s too big for his breeches. He should grow up and grow a conscience too before he becomes a willing participant in the downfall of Ameti
9Surly Professor, please. We are discussing the President of the United States. Please show President Pussygrabber the respect which he is due.
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