Well, Damn, It’s Too Late!

October 04, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s gotta be true.

 

 

I didn’t get the email until 5:00 so damn, too late for me.

And wouldn’t you just know it, I got the new Pfizer vaccine last week.

 

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0 Comments to “Well, Damn, It’s Too Late!”


  1. Haven’t seen any zombies yet in Upstate NY but I did hear Troy Nehls was spotted somewhere acting strangely.

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  2. slipstream says:

    Darn it. Now I’m a zombie.

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Brains….brains….

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  4. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Better check with RFK junior on this one. He knows about these things I’ve heard.

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  5. I have a question: Even if this were possible, why would anybody–not to mention the CDC and the Federal Government–want to do such a thing?

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  6. Grandma Ada says:

    Glad i did that last Apple update

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  7. And I got Moderna. So we will both be zombies. Wanta hang together?

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  8. Do not know who this woman is but she is just about a nose to nose competitor with he crazies in my family! However, we do not turn into zombies. We simply let the leprechaun in all of us out to do their witty and whimsical antics.

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  9. fry1laurie says:

    This woman did not get the vaccines, so what’s her excuse for being a zombie?

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  10. RepubAnon says:

    Given the way Fox News covered Trump’s trial today, they must all be vaccinated…

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  11. Damnit Buttermilk, you beat me to it.
    Hell, nothing I ever heard about the vaccines came true.
    I mean I know I’m repeating myself, but I’ve still gotta reach just as far for my fork and compasses still point North.

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  12. Oops.

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  13. Well, knock me over with a feather. Who would have thought that messenger RNA was bluetooth enabled?

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  14. I really am surprised in this day and age how stupid so many people are! How can they possibly believe this BS?

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  15. Opinionated Hussy says:

    mRNA vaccines…Messenger RNA….Messenger….Meta. It’s clearly Zuckerberg’s way to clone himself.

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  16. Yes! I can feel the urge building to eat the brains of my fellow workers. I tried to eat one but no luck, as he is a rePUkEian so nothing to eat! If I don’t find a non-rePUKEian soon I think I will die of starvation!!!!!

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  17. The Surly Professor says:

    Crucial question: will we be slow zombies (as in Night of the Living Dead) or fast zombies (as in 28 Days Later)? I want to know if my zombie-hood will involve cardiovascular exercise. Also, if it’s the slow variant then I’ll want to head over to the nursing home, where the bed-ridden will provide easy snacking. Or maybe faculty meetings – those blobs could not escape from a semi-insistent snail.

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  18. I guess it didn’t take with me. I had DQ tacos last night instead of brains.

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  19. Steve from Beaverton says:

    I’m not a X user, so I can’t see what Ms Gina Q Shirah is saying the day after the big zombie event. Does she have a good explanation as to why nothing happened or is this a slow acting zombie event? I think she’s exactly the kind of user the Musk ratman envisioned for his toy social media experiment.

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  20. Who whoudda thought? But becoming a Zombie might be kinda fun!

    ‘Thriller – NYC Halloween Parade 2022’
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhAiPA5xuqU&t=267s

    Though embracing insanity might have some down sides …

    ’43 people missing after first Flat Earth Surfing championship’
    https://imgur.com/gallery/0bhPZnJ

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  21. Marcia in CO says:

    Damn … my phone and tablet went off at 12:20 p.m. in S. CO.
    Oh, too bad … I got 3 vaccines on September 9th: flu, Covid and the RSV one!

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  22. Jane & PKM says:

    Good thing I do not startle easily. Had both my cellphones on the hardwood surface of my desk when the test alert rang. Knew it was coming. Fortunately, our boys as well as the indoor cats and dogs handled it ok, too.

    What is more difficult to handle are the conspiracy nuts and crazy anti-vaxxers. Polio making a comeback, millions of dead from their Covid-19 nonsense, etc, etc, etc ad nauseum. We could do so much better for current and future generations. ***If only*** conservative courts stacked by the usual culprits such as the Heritage Society could distinguish between freedom and freedumb.

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  23. Nick Carraway says:

    What does a vegetarian zombie eat? —- GRAINS

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