Well, It’s Settled in My Mind
Y’all, our long awaited O. J. Simpson presidential endorsement is out. The Juice endorsed Vivek Ramaswamy in the presidential race and suggested he pick Nikki Haley as his running mate.
I think Ramaswamy has promised O.J. the coveted position of Secretary of Needless Bloodshed and Chaos, a position formerly held by Donald Rumsfeld, who is currently burning in hell so hard that it probably has something to do with the current heatwave. Since O. J. is going anyway ….
So there you have it, the news you need to know.
OJ is a convicted felon. Can he even vote in Florida?
1It takes a nut to endorse a nut.
2Did OJ make his endorsement between the 8th & 9th holes, or from an undisclosed location while on the trail of the real killers?
3Listening to OJ was like prepping for a colonoscopy.
4Did somebody actually like ask him for his opinion?? And why?
5OJ expressed his admiration for Ramaswamy but said he’s sticking with Trump for now. Don’t surrender to the Ramaswamomentum yet.
6Poor OJ. I think he was holding out for Secretary of Golf Courses.
7I think that everyone except Pence and Christie are actually running to be Trump’s VP. That can explain why people can “express admiration” for one of the buffoons while still supporting T****. From the point of view of a youngish candidate (under the age of 60) it’s an even bet that TFG would croak during his second term, and they can then slide into the big shoes without having to win a majority of Republican votes. (None of them can win a majority in a general election.)
Christie clearly knows he won’t get the VP slot. Pence is probably dumb enough to think that TFG might choose him again.
8Reading OJ Simpson’s presidential pick? Too soon. WAAAAAAY too soon. If I never so much as hear his name again, I’ll be fine with that. Figures that he’s a Trumpist, though.
9jean @ 9 How many precincts does he control?
10OJ’s opinion?
11Why?
Lex, I agree about OJ being like the prep for a colonoscopy. He’s what comes out from the enema done before the colonoscopy.
12Well, that settles it then.
13Steve from Beaverton you nailed it!
14Can the Cosby endorsement be far behind?
15I’m starting to think maybe we better start doing novenas for Mitch because he is beginning to look like the Dutch Boy with his finger in the dike holding off the MAGAhat Hun hordes. Be very scared of his maybe replacement. Never thought I’d say this.
16Feels to me that OJ may be thinking that if he plays his cards right there could somehow be a pardon in his future.
17Jus’say’n
I do not mean to trivialize the death of Nicole Brown and Simpson’s complicity, but I can never forgive him for destroying my love of the movie, The Naked Gun, with Leslie Nielsen.
18Simpson’s character, Nordberg, gets manhandled by Nielson’s
Drebin, and the slapstick was knee-slapping funny. But not anymore! Can’t bear to watch it anymore.