The Fourth One is a Charm
Someone is cashing in on his 15 minutes of fame and those minutes are rapidly running out. Kyle Rittenhouse was a student at Arizona State University. Well that turned out to be false. This week he came out and said he was attending Texas A&M University. Apparently, that is news to them. So, he quickly retracted and said he would be attending Blinn Junior College for a year and then transferring to the big school in 2023. Well, as you might have guessed, Rittenhouse is zero for three.
I suppose there is a clown college up the road he can try if he continues to strike out at all of these fine institutions. I really don’t want to cast aspersions upon Blinn College and any other community college. They have a lot of terrific programs that give our students a chance to gain further certifications in the career pathway they chose. For those going onto a four year degree, they offer a very affordable way to get your basics out of the way. One thing they are not is selective. Every kid that applies at our school gets in. So, a failure to get into Blinn is really saying something.
Unfortunately, the end of my high school career was robbed from me. I didn't have the time other students get to properly prepare for the future.
I look forward to attending Blinn College District this year, a feeder school for Texas A&M.
I'm excited to join Texas A&M in 2023!
— Kyle Rittenhouse (@ThisIsKyleR) June 6, 2022
Geez, you can’t help but feel sorry for the kid. I mean, he goes across state lines with a semi-automatic weapon to guard property that’s not his. He subsequently shoots three people where two of them are dead. It could have happened to anyone really. Maybe we could all pause for a moment of silence to ponder the unfortunate future of Rittenhouse’s life. If only he had the time in between a murder trial, numerous guest appearances on conservative television and radio, and whatever speaking engagements he’s had then maybe he would have gotten into at least one of those schools.
Then again, and I’m just spit balling here, maybe those schools would rather not have a kid that’s already killed two people on their campus. Oh heck, who am I kidding? He just didn’t have time to fill out all of the paperwork to get in. I’m sure that must be it. What’s really unfortunate is that no one in his life has bothered to tell him he shouldn’t be bragging about these things. None of this is something to be proud of and really none of us care where he goes. We just like to have a quick laugh at his expense. It’s the very least that he can give us after all he’s done.
But he did have time to visit mar-a-la-lago with you know who. Too bad trumpf university is no longer.
1Steve @#1:
Yes, Trump U would have been a perfect fit. Had it been affordable with a NRA Scholarship.
2That boy is too damn dumb to realize that he got an enormous break with that verdict. The proper response would have been to disappear, ignore all requests for interviews, and figure out how to atone to society for what he did. But, no. Too damn dumb.
3So what is little Kyle up to now? There’s this….
“Kyle Rittenhouse is introduced at the Young Women’s Leadership Summit as the ideal catch for a husband”
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1533459547041370117
4BarbinDC@3
5And what you said is exactly what the attorney who helped free his silly gun humping butt said to him.
Holy cow #4. Husband material huh….at least one person in his life tried to tell him. If he had the credentials to get into my college I’d have one stipulation. You cannot tell social media, print media, television or internet media, ANY MEDIA that you attend my university. If you do you’re out.
6Alan in Austin #4….I believe I’m going to be ill. The LAST person a Young Woman Leader needs to do is marry a murderer, especially one whose dog immediately goes into a submissive posture with the stranger next to it. I. Just. Do. Not. Want. To. Know.
7He is such a good “Christian” I would imagine Liberty U. will offer him a 6 year full ride scholarship to help him get his AA degree.
8The only place I want Kyle Rittenhouse to go is AWAY. Far, far away, where I never have to hear him, hear from him, or see his face, ever again. Somehow, he wasn’t convicted of murder. He needs to thank his lucky stars, shut up, and disappear.
9Read it ‘n weep Kyle. Even a cat attended classes at UT Austin, and wore a cap & gown.
Bonus salt in the wound, Fox News reported the story.
10https://twitter.com/memesiwish/status/1533807195032236038?s=21
A textbook definition of Rs: always seeing themselves as victims.
Rittenhouse: “We’re going to make the media pay for what they did to me. They made it hard for me to live a normal life… It’s hard for me to go anywhere without security… I’m afraid I’ll never be able to work or get a job because an employer may not hire me.”
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1533974284829224960
11G @#11:
The media should pay for what they did to Rittenhouse. It’s probably Fox News coverage that made him grab his gun, drive across state lines, and murder. I hope he sues them.
12He might find it easier to get accepted by a college if he at least got his GED. I guess he’s just too stupid to figure that one out.
13Kylie, like the GOPerverts, lies .
14Looks like none of those people who were telling us what a great kid he was would at least tell him sending in an application is not admission. I thought it was common knowledge that Blinn took anybody. Especially those without the grades to get into A&M. Then transfer after 2 years of doing what it takes to get admitted. The sad part is even after knowingly purchasing a gun through a straw buyer, this kid’s users keep telling us he is a smart hero. And he believes it.
15The worst result is that Rittenhouse’s acquittal may have encouraged Payton Gendron to think he could get away with the atrocity in Buffalo. Why not? Buffalo is not so different from Kenosha. If he gets a biased judge and a dumb jury Gendron could walk, too. I don’t have a lot of faith in American justice at this point.
16since no one else mentioned it: FB post yday(?)ish of our hero in the bowels of a shooting range, firing a machine gun, thumbs up all around. y’all look for it urselves. I don’t want it stuck in the history of my computer. jus’say’n’
17Sorry, Nick, but some of us *do* care where he goes. I am a proud A&M grad who donates money to the Former Students Association every year, but if A&M ends up admitting this little pile of cow flop they have seen the last cent they’ll ever see from me.
I don’t know, but I’d think that some place like Liberty or Bob Jones U. would be quite happy to have him among their student body. They’d deserve each other.
18Fair enough BSF. I wouldn’t want him at TCU, that’s for damn sure. I guess my point is I just don’t want to know. Liberty. Oral Roberts. Jimmy Swaggert U. Arkansas Clown Institute. Whatever, just don’t involve us.
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