The Horror!

May 12, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Senator Susan Collins is either the most wimpy woman on the planet or maybe deaf.  I dunno.

She called the police and filed a report because somebody, probably a transgender hooligan socialist, wrote a message on her sidewalk that she obviously felt was threatening.

The chalk art, described in the police report as “intricately drawn” and non-threatening, read: “Susie, please, Mainers want WHPA —–> vote yes, clean up your mess.” WHPA refers to the Women’s Health Protection Act, which would codify abortion rights.

Yeah, you read that right.  It was in chalk and it said please. Oh, the pearl clutching at the Collins house!

The police said it wasn’t a crime, but somebody from the public works department went over to clean Collins’ sidewalk – I imagine with a garden hose.

She didn’t back down.

“We are grateful to the Bangor police officers and the city public works employee who responded to the defacement of public property in front of our home.”

Look, I am not in favor of demonstrating in front of the justices’ homes, but damn, woman.  It’s chalk. I don’t call the police when the kids of Republicans on my block draw a hopscotch game on my sidewalk because it’s shady there. I give them cookies.

Honey, you need to get a hobby besides believing lying men.

 

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  1. There is no lust quite like that of a Republican craving to achieve victim status. Although they act weird normally, once they see a chance of being a victim they act extra weird.

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  2. el lagarto says:

    Come on, jj, Sweet Sue from Caribou never actually believed those lying dudes. She just calculated that enough of her constituents could be made to believe that she did, i.e., swallow her unadulterated bs. And guess what — they did. Again.

    Caribou Susie’s been lying to her voters for a long time, going back to her first Senate race when she pinky-swore she would never ask for more than two terms in the Senate (for the record, she’s now on Term #5). And in a state that elected the superodious Pepe’ LePage governor not once but twice, and is poised to bring him back for a third loony-tunes tour, it works….

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  3. BarbinDC says:

    My sympathy for the people of Maine is just about nil. They knew what she was and reelected her anyway.

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  4. Rosemary from Indiana says:

    You all will be happy to know the chalk vandals were back the next day in full force and marked up her sidewalk all over again. Poor Susie Q!

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  5. Malarkey says:

    I invite Susie to become a clinic escort for *one day!* Then, she will know what true intimidation is! People yelling and screaming and taking pictures of your license plate and getting in your face.

    I *wish* the antis would just write in chalk in the sidewalk in front of the clinic!

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  6. Grandma Ada says:

    She wants to play the victim but is instead a whiney-bag. I would feel sorry for Mainers but Texans voted in Ted Cruz.

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  7. thatotherjean says:

    Do Mr. and Mrs. Collins not know how to hook up a garden hose? The Department of Public Works actually had to come and hose off their chalked-on message? The DPW should bill the Collins household for their time.

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  8. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Those darn chalk carrying radical socialist leftist dem baby killing terrorists. I’m so happy to hear they came back the next day. She’ll probably demand they get arrested and banned from carrying chalk weapons and wear ankle monitors after they make bail.

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  9. It’s not as if Sarah Palin was out there drawing sniper scope crosshairs on the sidewalk. Or chalk outlines. Because, what’s that professional courtesy called between Republicans? Oh yes, freedom of speech.

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  10. Unfortunately, Lady G is STILL using his fainting couch . Oh, the horror .

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  11. Joe Bacon says:

    Ah, Susan–the only Collins Barnabas wouldn’t sink his fangs into…

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