Remember This Guy?
I betcha do because Dr. Ronny Jackson was pretty damn unforgettable. He’s the medical doctor who did a press conference announcing that Trump is a fine physical specimen of a viral and terrifically smart man.
The next thing we find out is that Jackson is popping pills and mainlining gin. Add that with complaints of sexually inappropriate behavior and it appears that the only job he’s completely qualified for is a congressman from Texas. So, he ran for the 6th congressional district in Texas and won.
Now he’s on Fox with Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller to complete the Cloven Hoof Trio, saying that Joe Biden (corrected due to coffee deficiency) is not all there.
Something's SERIOUSLY wrong with Biden – and it's only going to get WORSE! It's past the point of embarrassment. He's lost. He's confused. He can barely put a coherent sentence together. He MUST have a cognitive exam and release the results! pic.twitter.com/Pk5Pq2V5Um
— Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) July 23, 2021
Yeah, he also learned grammar and capitalization from Trump. And, yeah, they are still bragging that Trump supposedly “aced the cognitive test.” No, that isn’t what that means.
So, greeting from Texas where the crazy gets a birthright.
JJ, it looks like you’re today’s victim of our mutual foe Auto Correct, which doubtless changed your intended “virile” to “viral” (in your 2nd sentence). And we know you meant “Joe Biden” instead of “Joe Miller.” So it goes!
1The repugnantican stink tank is hard at it. Lies are their specialty because Trumpf proved how effective they could be with the cult that will believe anything. There was a report yesterday where 2 other cookoo nuts, maria bartiromo and devin nunez (there’s a pair) were discussing how the libs are going to digitally alter Biden when he speaks because he’s so out of it. Funny how these things come out of the woodwork all at once then become a thing with repugnanticans. It’s there stink tank.
2Good that over 8 million more voters came out in 2020 that didn’t buy the lies than did, but here we are again.
Any diagnosis from Ronny Jackson, the esteemed medical expert, on Trump’s “speech” in Arizona over the weekend?
I saw a few clips and read some articles — seems like there ought to be some concern when an older, out of shape man begins considering the possibility of being a basketball court and speculating on who he would recruit: LeBron James
“If I were a coach, I’ll tell you, I wouldn’t be talking to too many women as we know women. I’d be getting some of these people that, ‘they’re women,’” the former president told a giggling crowd on Saturday in Phoenix, Arizona.
Then he drew Mr James into the fantasy.
“Somebody said that if LeBron James ever decided to get the operation, how would he be on the court?”
3Hey, the very stable genius aced the cognitive test.
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”
They said, ‘That’s amazing. How did you do that?’
“I do it because I have, like, a good memory because I’m cognitively there now.”
4People who tweet LIKE THIS because they think it’s EMPHATIC and IMPRESSIVE need Testing! If not for cognitive function then DEFINITELY FOR HIGH-SCHOOL ENGLISH!!!
According to Wikipedia, Jackson was a diving safety officer at the Norfolk naval base and later worked in emergency medicine. He has zero credentials in brain or cognitive function aside from once administering a dementia screening test. I still think he had to slip trump the answers. But then Bill Frist, a cardiologist, diagnosed Terri Schiavo’s brain function from watching a video. It must be Republican Expert Syndrome.
5I forgot to mention Rand Paul, a self-certified ophthalmologist, who thinks he know more about epidemiology than Anthony Fauci. Just as the bar associations are starting to move against trump’s lawyers, the AMA needs to crack down on these idiots misusing their medical credentials.
6So the anti-vaxxers have been acting skeptical of advice from the entire U.S. medical profession, but then we have the likes of Ronny Jackson, Rand Paul, Scott Atlas and Joseph Mercola. I wouldn’t let any of those clowns get close enough to clip my toenails.
7I find it interesting how hard the Republicans push this Joe Biden mental health accusation.
They had plenty of cognitive disability staring them right in the face with Trump. And before his mental decline he was just plain stupid. But move along, nothing to look at here.
8Smears and/or lies seem to be the only thing the Republican party has left. If we’re really, really lucky they’ll lose enough voters to have mass losses in 2022 and 2024. If we’re unlucky, a whole bunch of total dumba$$e$ will believe them and keep them in office, and the nation will begin a terminal slide into total idiocracy.
9In a meeting of psychologists today we got into a discussion of The Former Social Influencer’s MoCA, and our assessment was not flattering. But then, I haven’t given an IQ test in more than 25 years and I can still remember many of the questions…roughly in order. We will all probably remember “person, man, woman, camera, TV,” in order, for years.
10EVERYONE who appears on Foxys Shrews lies – they are paid to lie .
11I really hate to make this correction, but Jackson doesn’t represent the sixth congressional district; he represents the 13th (stretches from Wichita Falls to Amarillo; used to be represented by Mac Thornberry).
12The reason I don’t want to make that correction is that he’s MY congress-critter. 13th District went about 80% Trump both times. Not the best place for sane folks to live, sad to say. (sigh)