Oh, This Story Is Even Better
Okay, remember the 55 year old guy you’ve heard about who died by repeatedly tasing his balls at the Capitol riot?
Sorry to say, it didn’t happen. But maybe what did happen is even better.
First, his picture with his tribute to sweet Jesus in the background keeping Christ in Christmas.
According to his wife and Snopes, he died of a massive heart attack.
But Lady Karma did her due diligence to people who spread false rumors …
“He had no guns. He had no tasers. He had no weapons. The only thing he had was a flagpole,” she said. “Forever and ever, my husband is going to be known as the guy who tasered his balls while stealing a painting and that could not be farther from the truth,” she told us.
Yeah, Hillary Clinton knows how you feel, Mrs. Greeson.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
OT: Supreme Court gives Bronx cheer to remaining trump election suits:
https://lawandcrime.com/2020-election/supreme-court-ensures-that-virtually-every-pro-trump-election-conspiracy-lawsuit-will-not-be-considered-until-after-biden-is-president-if-at-all/
1Uh Mrs. Greeson, have you checked hubby’s Parler account? If those are his “He had no guns” then you say “He had no tasers.” Sorry. At this point you could post his “not tasered” balls and no one would believe it.
Another urban legend is born …
2I think Snopes jumped the gun, so to speak. It declared the story false based on her assertion plus some unspecific comments from an observer who was some distance off. The widow was much farther away.
3Well if there’s a hell, I guess I’m going.
4Cuz speaking only for myself, if this guy had to die anyway, I woulda preferred it was because he tased his own balls until his heart stopped.
Hey, I’m pretty certain he woulda felt the same about me.
I agree with P.P. The taser story is much better than just a boring old heart attack. At least the guy is famous for something.
5At least the widow didn’t go into the size of his flagpole!
6I’ll give the same thoughts and prayers for Kevin greeson as Trumpf gave to the slain police officer Sicknick. None. It took him till yesterday to fly flags at half staff.
7As for tasering his own balls, it doesn’t take much balls to carry big guns. The mrs can use that photograph for her Christmas cards next year.
A few weeks ago all the riot monkeys scrambled to Parler because Twitter attached warning messages to Trump’s lies. Parler was poorly designed, and for security relied on the equivalent of Billy Bob’s cousin who once almost succeeded in installing a graphics card in his computer.
The result:
https://cybernews.com/news/70tb-of-parler-users-messages-videos-and-posts-leaked-by-security-researchers/
Vast amounts of info are there. Including supposedly deleted mail, and enormous amounts of metadata. E.g., videos and photos have timestamps and GPS locations included. It’s 70 Terabytes so far. Although it’s a vast amount to winnow, guess which side has the most and best talented data scientists? Hint: it’s not the cosplaytriots running around in camo outfits and Chewbacca bikinis.
8Besides not acknowledging the deaths from the insurrection, Trumpf giving jim jordan the next Cracker Jack medal of freedom today is a slap in the face. Jim Jordan, the guy that says Biden should bring the country together by giving a speech defending Trumpf. Jordan who voted to overthrow the government.
9Not that any death should be the butt of a joke, but the woman who was trampled to death was photographed holding a ‘Don’t Tread on Me” flag during the insurrection event. This just screams for the old “Karma is a b…” reference, but even that is a bridge too far considering the ultimate outcome of her protest.
10As centered on the actions of the invasion of Congress, is the bigger picture of the puppet masters being unaddressed again as per usual?
11Social Security Works today is alleging “as more details have emerged showing how close the insurrection came to achieving their goal of mass, televised executions of members of Congress.”
If this be the case, IMO the more egregious culprits in their behind-the-throne power manipulations are the 1%ers who have, for the most part, excluding the murdoch, mercers, kochs & several others, managed to avoid any real notoriety or repercussions over the years in their efforts to create a class society where they own and control this country.
If this has any viability, then why is this not being effectively promulgated by reputable sources?
This probably goes along with our discussion yesterday about any active military involved in last Wednesday’s events- looks like there were. I wonder how many more will be uncovered and if any actually joined the mob attacking the the capital. I’m thinking there were. See the article below.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/emily-rainey-fort-bragg-captain-resigngs-washington-rally-army-investigating/
12Probable famous last words?
13“Oops”
What a wonderful Christmas memento she has of her husband!!
14You know what LBJ said, when his campaign manager said, “Lyndon, you know he doesn’t do that!”
Johnson replied, “I know. I just want to make him deny it.”
15I’m figuring that as an “unattended death,” there probably had to be at least a cursory autopsy to find cause of death. Looking forward to a leak (or court testimony) to clarify.
Next, anyone holding two long guns while shoving two hand guns into his pants waistline — well, let’s just say that doesn’t fit into the gun safety advice given in the training I’ve seen, read, or heard about.
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