No Big Secret
Lin Wood, of the Plenty of Perjury fame, has joined the Trump Corp tweeting fools and trudged on through the tar pits of threats. This time, he’s after Mark Meadows.
Oh Good Lord. Where have these people been for the past year? Hell, I even wrote about it in October of last year. There’s 25 year old Twinkies less stale than this story.
Meadows is a creationist and thinks Jesus walked with dinosaurs. He had some property he owns that is covered in dinosaur bones. He sold it to some other creationists and then failed to report the profit from that sale in his personal financial statement required of an officeholder.
You can’t do that by “mistake” or “typo.” However, everybody already knows about this.
Lin, you’re gonna have to find something new. Maybe Russia has a pee tape on him?
“Serious skeletons?” Yeah, I guess when you’re talking about Meadows and misdeeds, you do have to be kinda specific.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Perhaps we need to start the Trumpista Tweeter Marching Band to attend their rallies. Tweety Pie costumes and bird calls …
Or, dress in all maroon colored uniforms to see whether they pick up the hint.
1Watching these people flail around trying to pacify the Orange Moron without, you know, committing criminal acts in the process, is kinda funny.
2That would be Mark Meadows, the guy who runs trump’s Whiter House? Isn’t that pretty much the definition of “support”?
It’s like they’re in a lifeboat eating one another.
3Just now I learned I am a traitor to We The People.
4I hadn’t recalled what swamp-thing meadows qualifications were to be in the Trumpf WH. This makes perfect sense that Trumpf would be attracted to him based on this information coming out in the vetting process. Perfect fit.
5Also, Trumpfs current roy cohn, linwood, appears to be doing the crime family blackmail threat routine. Things are getting really frantic in the orange mob boss’ house. Along that line, read on Apple news that sidney powell visited Trumpf again last night in the cover of darkness. Maybe she’s greasing the skids for a new gig- acting AG? We can only guess as nothing’s too crazy anymore.
“Where have these people been for the past year?”
When Lin Wood goes after a guy who thinks Jesus walked with dinosaurs, a few months or a year is record time relative to the Jesus or Brontosaurus skeletons Mark Meadows may have dabbled in.
6We need to arm those immaculately-dressed Marines with charged cattle prods. Then when DJT and his treasonous cohorts make wild plans to overthrow the duly elected government of the USA, the cattle prods can be applied as needed to the stupidest talker. That’ll keep them quiet.
7Actually, going back to the “plenty of perjury” craziness, I’m not trying to excuse him, but I’ll bet he was meaning “penalty of perjury,” but he failed spelling in third grade.
8Evidently Mark Meadows was called on the carpet for going against Trumpf and is now sending out tweets for America to stay tuned because repugnanticans in congress met in the WH and have a plan to overturn the election. He claims there’s growing evidence of fraud. Oh, and of course Rudy G and Sid Powell were there today to share the evidence they’ve grown.
9Fuck this is getting so old.
When I read leaks from the meeting that said Mark Meadows was a voice of reason in the Friday meeting, speaking against the notion of a military coup…
Well, as Micheal Gerson of the WaPo put it… “At the very least, these freely leaking White House staffers are determined to distance themselves from outright subversion. It is nice to find there are still some limits to White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows’s servility.”
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