October 24, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Donald Trump has finally, finally come up with his list of top priorities a week before election day.
I know you’ll be relieved and impressed to know about the moon thing.
Hey, I’m all for this moon thing if he’s the dude we’re gonna put on the moon permanently. Ole rotting Mitch can go with him.
Thanks to Epp for the heads up.
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Once Jared and his buddies get put in charge, I’m sure these priorities will be implemented … once Satan resigns to take up a new job as a ski instructor on the powder slopes of the Alternative Destination.
Perhaps the Wall can be made dual-purpose, and include an electrostatic rail launch system.
1In case you were wondering who’s gonna pay for all that stuff: Mexico of course.
2Using the accomplishments of Trump’s first term as a guide, I can’t imagine a single astronaut would volunteer for a Trump Moon Mission, or even more improbably a manned Trump Mars Mission by 2024.
“We’re doing fantastic! We got 3% of the way there on our first try!”
3So, Donnie plans to end his maladministration with one of the same weeks he began it, infrastructure week. Did Jughead Kushner invest in recycled blank paper?
Good luck reading Donnie’s tax returns, Messy’s immigration papers, and any policy papers from this maladministration. All those papers are stored under the soggy mattress Putin gave him as a souvenir from his Moscow 2013 visit for the Miss Universe Pageant in Russia.
4Don’t forget to add Lindsey Graham to that moon shot.
5Please.
I’m sure people dealing with the coronavirus and it’s deaths, health after effects and the resulting economy are so excited his 1st priorities are moon shots. He thinks he’s JFK I guess. At this point he can offer anything because it won’t matter.
6I’m with the wag who suggested our first priority should be ensuring our permanent presence on THIS planet.
7OT: Meanwhile, here on Earth, Tropical Depression Twenty-Eight has been designated [Invest 95L]. Expected to become Tropical Storm/Hurricane Zeta soon.
Heading for the Louisiana to Florida Panhandle Wednesday-Thursday .
TROPICAL DEPRESSION TWENTY-EIGHT
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at3.shtml?start#contents
“Although the forecast shows the
8system reaching hurricane strength in the southern Gulf of Mexico, this is rather uncertain given the potential land interaction and only a narrow area of favorable upper-level winds. A combination of cooler shelf waters and increasing shear will likely weaken the cyclone below hurricane strength as it approaches the northern Gulf
Coast.”
This on a day when the country had record new cases (as did the state I live in along with increasing death rates and hospitalizations. Neighboring red state and lax Idaho, with about 1/2 the population, has had almost 2x as many new cases and is out of iC beds). You’d think any undecided voter would say enough because he has no plans to help. This defies logic that he still has rabid support. They deserve what they have, but we don’t.
9Sooo many *promises* .
10Dropping the Trumpster on the moon would be a good thing!
11The great Ms. Carroway (not in the book) works in space. She tells me the NASA motto is Moon 2024. Of course, Congress and the president could not provide funding for this mandate so they are robbing Peter to pay Paul. They are gutting funding from developing the technology necessary to get to Mars so they can pull off this moon thing.
The moon is actually a good goal for reasons she can better explain than me. I’m just a humble school teacher after all. Like anything else, it costs money. Maybe Space Force will do it.
12When I read this I assumed @GOP had been hacked by The Onion. The only thing missing is “Build Trump Interplanetary Golf Course and Casino On Mars.”
Looks like the wonderful, great replacement for the ACA will be deferred to Ivanka’s first term.
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