October 20, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I am guessing his flamethrower is in his pickup.
1He’d better be careful, showing up with guns and a mask! And obviously over-compensating.
2That is a MASSIVE amount of compensation there.
3C’mon, at least he’s wearing a mask.
4WTF?
Four effing heaters strapped on, extra mags, and he forgot his backup ankle gun? On the NRA shitlist for sure now.
Massive ‘penile shortage’ over-compensation. Note his hairless legs, definitely ultra low-T, probably has ‘nads the size of a fruit fly’s [if any at all].
JFC, this is shithole country territory we’re in now.
5Wonder if he’s in the Ammon Bundy army. Better not screw up his sandwich.
6Must be quite a process when he has to sit on the pot. Does he set all that stuff on the floor where people have missed the toidy?
Well, at least he’s wearing a mask…
7It would be pathetic, if it weren’t so potentially lethal. Would love to hear that jerkoff’s explanation for walking around with all that hardware.
8His name is Mike. Short for Microphallus.
9At least he’s got protection against the *real* threat to his community…
10This is so obviously a joke, I can’t believe none of you got it!
Where’s his camo? His AR and/or AK? Serious body armor? Buck or Bowie knife?
All he needs now is a Biden-Harris bumper sticker plastered on his butt, and the show’s over.
11They’d better get his order right.
12I’ll bet that mask has been weaponized.
13He probably got tired of people making fun of his legs when he wore shorts. With black socks.
14Back in 2015 when the developmentally challenged ammosexuals were marching for open carry in Texas with long guns exposed, Whataburger reiterated the company policy on that idiocy. I immediately became a fan of their burgers.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/30076367
15If his pants fell down he’d try to convince us he was swimming in cold water.
16Most dangerous guy in the room is the guy behind the counter wearing his mask under his nose.
17His legs are so white, on first glance I thought they were prosthetics! He needs an internet name! How about Wee Willy Winkie?
18I need to write something about this but I sputter when I start.
In Viet Nam, he’d be known to all as a garret trooper.
That is a look that says “I’m not married and I’m never gonna get married.”
I’m pondering whether all those are 9mm or a mix of 9mm, .357 SIG, and .40 S&W. I’m doubting his foresight to purchase one caliber.
How much does that rig weigh?? Assuming a conservative 10 rounds per magazine, this goober is toting 80 rounds.
If the shtf, kill this guy first. Doing so arms 4 unarmed allies. Killing the guy with the shotgun is less important than that for a moment.
19With a 12 inch pipe wrench I can take every weapon he has and his wallet and watch too. And pipe wrenches are a lot cheaper.
20He shaves his legs to be more aerodynamic, doncha know. Wonder what he is packing across his belly?
21I almost needed my sunglasses to look at those legs! Does he dress like that to discourage women?
22Guys–and gals–I WAS NOT KIDDING. This is such an obvious prank/practical joke, I can’t understand why you don’t get it!
Geez, a REAL RWNJ, a cronic drooling, flag-waving nitwit would have the whole SEAL/Green Beret/Marine Recon look going on, not this hyperbolic display of plastic .22 caliber popguns.
23Had forgotten this classic until just now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SycxTpgVFk0
24Don’t know if IT’s a joke, but HE certainly is.
25I TOLD ya that there was such a color as Day-Glo white!
26The back of his cap says “retired” I believe and the front looks camo, so assuming he’s retired military? Just my guess. Seems like a not so funny prank, but maybe. Maybe he’s just the next generation of proud boys/paramilitary trying to be respectable?
27I was never a big fan of wearing dress socks with dark shorts and white legs. Ya, I guess he is a walking joke, and the joke’s on us.
Micr @19, Had to look it up. I figured Wee Willy Tactard was carrying a lot of dead weight too.
Agree, take him down, no armor, can only use 1 or 2 pistols at once.
Take it easy on us shotgunners, my Mossberg streetsweeper pistol-grip eighteen-inch barreled 12ga ain’t much bigger than some heavy revolvers and lots more effective [loaded w/alt 00buck/slugs]. [yeah, got a sling for it, holsters for the 9s, heheh]
Barry Sadler wrote a song about those types:
https://www.elyrics.net/read/b/barry-sadler-lyrics/garet-trooper-lyrics.html
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This blogger calls them “Tactards”, and wrote a good parody of Barry Sadler’s song:
https://empty-cases.com/blog/the-garet-shooter/
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Don’t support any of these SOBs:
28https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Donald_Trump_2020_presidential_campaign_endorsements
Not to worry … those ammo clips on his belt are really just PEZ dispensers.
29The guy has to be single. A wife would be too embarrassed to let him leave the house like that.
30He’s toting all that artillery around so that in case he runs into a coronavirus he can blast it back to hell. Just imagine how much damage a 9 mm slug moving at 380 m/s can do to a dinky little virus. It ain’t pretty…
31@UmptyDump
You could be right. I read a blogger, older Marine, who answers questions about what appears to be a rig on the frame of his “ALICE pack which, when covered with a rolled up poncho, may have looked to the hurried, untrained or casual eye somewhat like a home-made scabbard for an accurized, scoped M14. My recollection may be soft on this matter, yet I faintly, (very faintly), recall from time-to-time I may have carried non-prohibited cooking implements such as BBQ tongs, sauce basting brush etc. on field patrols and their shape and length obscured within a rolled up poncho may have resembled an M14. I understand there are photographs of me carrying M14 magazine pouches … yet anyone should remember these pouches were handy to carry candy, extra socks, and onions, condiments, and BBQ sauce. And cocktail napkins, of course.”
In the heat of the moment hurried people see through a glass darkly. Might be PEZ dispensers. Looks like 9mm double stack Glock magazines to my jaundiced eye.
32I honestly had no idea Subway shops were so dangerous, they always seem so nice when I go in one. must be my manly man stance that keeps them at bay.
33Damn! Where’s Wyatt Earp when you need him!
This guy is so passe! Real men do not depend on lethal weapons to tell the world they are real men. How did this guy get past kindergarten!
34Not really sure is IS a joke…other than his fashion choices, of course.
Subway seems to have become a hotbed of overcompensation lately, judging from this morning’s post on a friend’s political blog as well. Who’d-a-thunk it?
35If you think you need more guns openly carried than you have hands, what you really need is more neurons in your skull.
I defy this individual to demonstrate using and reloading all four without some long pauses. Also the leg-irons look like they’re 3-D print-offs. Do we believe this bozo has checked them out on the range for extended firing, not just accuracy but heat resistance? Not me.
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