Lindsey Graham – Less Money Than Trump
Poor Lindsey, now the Federal Elections Commission wants to know why he took $100,000 in illegal excessive contributions.
I don’t guess desperation is a good enough reason. I don’t think slobbering begging is an allowable exception either.
Astute viewers will notice the name of Ty Cobb (Trump’s former lawyer) on the list. Hummmm … you’d think a lawyer would know know. Oh Snap! It’s a Trump lawyer.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
I think we should pitch in and buy Lindsey a nice lined, padded basket. That way he can be carried into Senate sessions easily. Since he was born without a spine, some accomodation should be made.
The linked pdf has strange things in it. David M. Flaun wrote 9 checks for $250, all on the same day. Many others look like “structured payments”, designed to be under the limit for one donor, but totaling far above that amount. None of them are at an evenly spaced 7 days apart, so they are not automatic payments.
Best of all, the letter allows the donors to “reattribute” the donations to another person. Wanna bet David M. Flaum doesn’t have 8 friends to whom he could “reattribute” the extra checks?
1I remember reading that he said, “They hate my guts”.
What guts? Lindsey doesn’t have any guts.
2The Surly Professor @ 1,
Actually, I think we should put Lindsey out of his misery and all donate to Harrison’s campaign.
3Papa, absolutely! I’ve already done it several times and no doubt will send him more before the election. They need a man instead of a mouse.
4Saw a video clip of Graham cracker nearly shedding tears saying Jamie Harrison raised a $million while he (Lindsey) was grieving the death of Ruth Bader Ginsberg. That’s about as big a piece of crap as I’ve ever heard. Would love to see that cream puff sobbing for real after the election. Wha, wha,wha all the way home.
5@Papa
With ya. I sent Harrison’s campaign some cash and my little bride sent some cash to Act Blue.
VOTE THEM OUT!
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