Somebody Lost Count
I woke up this morning to this:
Only two? What manner of miracle happened last night while I slept? Was Trump right and the virus finally disappeared poof! like magic along with the strangling national debt and the worse economy since the depression? Did police officers say, “Ya know, we have got to quit killing black people”? Did the fire on the entire west coast flicker out and Servpro appeared like it never even happened? Are we requiring a metal health test to work at the White House? Was QAnon found with Alice’s red slippers?
Oh CNN, if you can only find two disasters today, you’ve quit trying.
From the FB page today of The Des Moines Register employees’ page:
“What is the plural of apocalypse?”
1Major earthquake, anyone?
2Did Alice steal Dorothy’s shoes? That would count as another disaster I guess.
Today on the Olympic Peninsula, Washington, is the first semi blue sky and semi sunshine we have seen in days. It rained late last night which was a welcome sound, but we are in the western part of the state so that doesn’t help in the east.
3“I don’t take responsibility at all” as attributed to Covidiot 45 and should be attributed to nearly every Republicon since Reagan could be considered as one big solo tent of a disaster 40 and more years in the making. Basic forest/tree approach to ‘journalism’ as practiced by CNN and other cable outlets as to how they parcel out the bad news.
4Unbelievably, no actually predictably, Trumpf has yet to declare a major disaster over Oregon fires. What a piece of shit. He has Oregon politicians begging for the monetary assistance to fight the fires and help people affected. I guess it doesn’t count as a disaster yet.
5On the totally surprising front, Rich Lowry, an ultra right conservative columnist, called out Trumpf in his column today for his lies and deception over his handling of the coronavirus. I was shocked because he’s always blind to Trumpf lies. Hope momentum builds on this after Woodward’s book has come out.
@Harry The plural is Trump 2020.
This site is lots of fun for “doom scrolling”.
https://endlessdoomscroller.com/
6Time for the caldera under Yellowstone to erupt I guess.
7“Oh CNN, if you can only find two disasters today, you’ve quit trying.”
Amen to that, JJ! It’s a struggle to keep up with it all.
8Papa@2
At least a portion of Nevada shivered at the presence of Trump:
9Earthquake at M 4.2 – 28 km SSE of Mina, Nevada – 2020-09-15 10:33:36 (UTC-06:00)
CNN stands for Certainly Not News.
10This is 5 years old, It predates “alternative facts” I also think that the author was getting messages from today’s him, its more apt than ever.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans
11For all who need a dose of humor with a side of just profanity, see this. Note not for sensitive ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_nPEQbhdrI
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