Just Bang Me, You Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love
Okay, y’all, Ted Cruz, that master of communication and Harvard debater, is talking about something usually left in locker rooms. And you’d think that Sean Hannity would know that. Not that Cruz or Hannity have ever been in a locker room, but …
No, guys, it’s pound the facts, not bang the facts. Bang means something else entirely. You know, like mattress wrestling or getting frisky. It means that.
However, it’ll be lots of fun to see a bunch of old white guys talk about banging facts and law. In truth, it’s probably a confession because that’s exactly what they they are doing.
I can’t believe he said that. He’s a lawyer, for goodness sake.
Cruz and Hannity should go pound sand.
1Bang it, too.
2OMG, it’s much too early here today to think of either of them banging anything with their most likely deflated gavels.
3Aah, remember Paul Revere, riding along and ringing those bells while he banged those lawyer lawsuits.
These people are idiots, and that’s the smart ones.
4I suppose it’s far too complex a scenario for Cruz & Hannity to imagine – – that sharper minds than they possess could pound the facts, the law, AND the table. All in concert with one another.
5Don’t bother trying to call his Washington number. It has been unresponsive and/or full of messages for the last several days. His Dallas office is equally problematic. This jerk is afraid of what his constituents or as in my case, soon to be a constituent, want to say. If this is the way immigrant Texas politicians react to their constituents, we should find some way to deport his ass back to Canada.
6I would like to meet Cruz in a Tahadi Ring!
Only intellectuals will understand.
7I only went to accounting school, not a high falutin’ law school, but even I know better! BTW, my CO daughter thought it was a joke when I Referred to oilfield pipe are referred to as joints.
8The Cheeto Benito will tell him “Words am hard.”
BTW, the inventor of Spell Check died today. May he rust in piss.
9Okay, Dan, I don’t claim to be an intellectual, but I do claim to be curious. What is it?
10OH, I can believe lawyers saying and doing all sorts of things they shouldn’t, like embezzling a little old widow’s money.
11He’s not a real constitutional scholar. He just plays one on TV.
12…and if you don’t have any morals, you bang the pornstars while your wife tends to your newborn baby.
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