Enjoying Life A Little Bit
A Florida man … yeah, seriously …
You can read all about it, but it boils down to nobody knows why the hell he dropped his wife on the side of the road nakkid or why she was riding around nakkid in the first place. I suspect he was pissed about somedamnthing the rest of us wouldn’t pay any mind to.
Then he goes and sets her car on fire and punches some stranger in the face just for good measure. Then he realizes that he’s probably on the lease for the car so he gets a garden hose and puts the fire out. Then the police come and discover he’s been arrested before for sexual assault of a child so they figure he probably needs to back to jail.
And all that happened yesterday while the rest of us were trying to decide if we could face another day with Trump in the White House. So see, we all have worries – some are nakkid on the side of the highway and some ain’t.
Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.
Trump has opened the Pandora’s box of nuttiness and it’s spread everywhere. I need more cute puppy pictures!
1All that’s missing is which GOP county office he holds.
2Nice tan.
3Maybe he’s angry because the instant tan didn’t come out orange?
4It’s this new wet heat…
5Is there a branch of the trump family in Florida? This guy could be donnie’s long-lost cousin. Without the gaudy accoutrements, but soulmates nonetheless.
6Trump wants to dump the Office of Personnel Managment, but now there’s no need. I present to you Trump’s next head of OPM, a guy who has all the qualifications: domestic violence, child sex abuse, ignorance, and a breath-taking level of sheer ineptness.
Damn, maybe he’s actually Donald’s “natural child”, all the way to the bizarre skin color.
7Oh, Lordy.
I know I should stop reading as soon as I see the words “Florida Man”.
But somehow, I never do.
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