Lindsey Graham Takes Final Leap Into a Vat of Privileged White Guy Juice
Oh, y’all, we’re gonna have to take him out behind the barn with Granny’s switch.
Little Lindsey is still suffering from his prissy hissy ditsy fit.
Remember how Brett Kavanaugh got all snotty with Amy Klobuchar, asking her if she ever blacked-out? It was so egregious that he apologized to her after the break.
Oh no, says Lindsey in that nasal little screechy voice of his. Klobuchar owes Kavanaugh an apology.
I am not kidding.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) told Fox News that Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) should apologize to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.
Graham noted that Kavanaugh apologized during last Thursday’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearing for “snapping” at Klobuchar after she asked him if he had ever “blacked out” from drinking.
Said Graham: “Here’s what I think. Amy Klobuchar should apologize to Kavanaugh and his family for being part of a smear campaign that I haven’t seen for over 20 years of politics.”
And to think that 20 year span would include the impeachment of Bill Clinton for having sex. It also includes Lindsey seeing Barack Obama’s birthplace questioned. It includes the Benghazi hearings which, I remind you, found nothing on Hillary Clinton.
Lindsey, go home. Without John McCain to reel you in, you’re a floundering idiot.
I can’t decide. Is there some serious kompromat on Graham, is he prepping for reelection, or does he think he can suck up to Trump enough to to be Attorney-General? I suppose he could just have lost his mind and his morals …
1Been reading about little Lindsey in Fear (when I can again stomach those details). He is so far up the orange slug’s butt it is ridiculous. I think he has suffered brain damage from the lack of fresh air there.
2“Republican Apology Hotline.
3If you would like to report a Republican who smeared you, and owes you an apology, please hold.
All of our operators are currently assisting callers from the Kennedy administration.
Your current wait time is…
between…
Four-ty and Fiff-ty years.
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(The Waiting Is The Hardest Part, by Tom Petty)
It’s the latest version of the privileged white snacilbupeR “Boys Club.” They face immediate rejection if they don’t as a minimum attempt to be nearly as offensive and repulsive as Dotard45.
BTW Dotard45 is losing his grip on masterful lying. As the ***king moron of liars, Donnie should know that “I only had TWO (not one) beers” is the official lie of beer drinkers when lying. Obviously I believe Dr. Blasey when she stated she had one beer. What questioning Mark or Bart would reveal if one examines Donnie’s scenario is that one or both of those boys very well may have laced her beer with something. We don’t know because they have not been questioned. Nor has Dr. Blasely been allowed to talk to the FBI which might reveal more of what occurred beyond the scope of the limited Senate questioning allowed her to share.
Donnie needs to lay off his “I don’t remember schtick” before the dimmer bulbs in his audience grab a clue that it’s very possible Dr. Blasely was drugged in addition to being assaulted.
4Lindsey, you are in real trouble! If you are expecting tRump to bail you out because you are loyal to him, think again, and again, and again, and . . .
5Kompromat, definately.
6FYI: Republican senator John Kennedy hath spoken: “Kavanaugh opponents were not breastfed and have no souls.” I think it’s from song lyrics that comes after Trump’s sings the chorus lines about rape accusers “these people are evil”
In the days of yore, Christians feared, tortured, then executed red heads because they were accused of stealing souls….if you know anyone who needs one or wants to start xmas shopping early, have them contact their local red heads. Tightwad Tuesday Twofer coupons are redeemable until Thanksgiving.
7So it’s been John McCain with his hand up Lindsey’s a$$ all these years making Lindsey’s mouth move? US Senator AND renowned ventriloquist???? I regret never voting for McCain. (That last sentence is a lie, but it sounds sooooo good….)
8I’ve about decided Lindsey is just an opportunist. McCain was another never seen a war he didn’t love for Ms. Lindsey to suck up to. Now that he is gone, Lindsey needs another coattail to hang onto.
9Gotta wonder who has what on Lindsey that made him go from “If we nominate Trump we will be ruined” to licking the dirt off Trump’s shoe after he stepped in it.
10Lindsey Graham on Christine Blasey Ford: “This is what happens when you go through a trailer park with a $100 bill.”
11Susan on the Left Coast, I do not have any souls for sale, at xmas bargain rates or otherwise. I’m an atheist with Pagan leanings. You might need to contact a *Christian* redhead for your soul-collecting needs.
Mind you, there are some I would foreclose on with positive glee. I’ve got a little list, but it keeps growing.
12Has Miss Lindsey made any trips to Russia over the years? Hard to know what the extra curricular benefits were from that trip. Not everyone needs hookers peeing on beds.
13AND little Lindsey is forgetting the whole one year + when Garland didn’t even get a hearing.
What a lovely selective memory he has. Just like all the other Republicans.
14Dear Lindsey,
You seriously misunderstand the idea of “Minnesota nice.” It isn’t real, and the facade really isn’t nice.
Yours, from Minneapolis …
15I’m sure Lindsey Lightfoot is auditioning for something, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is other than The Latest Republican Who’s Lost His Ever-Loving Mind. Maybe he thinks his foot-stamping and tantrums make him look macho. Sad!
16To quote a Twitter celebrity: “Lindsey Graham doesn’t deserve to have a woman’s first name.”
Rhea: I am a freckled (no, they don’t freaking fade with age) redhead, too and a life long atheist who is an avid collector of precious things. Can sell sloppy seconds souls to the right wing’s feral species of sub-humans but…they will be required to wear shock collars and be supervised when in public.
17Lindsey, you’re drunk. Go home.
Proud to call Amy K. my senator.
18All of this crazy from Miss Lindsay seemed to begin when Trump asked him to play golf with him. Trump has some kind of hold on him, at first I thought it was because he would out Miss Lindsay as being gay, but everyone knows that already, there has to be something else. I know McCain hated Trump, now that he is gone Lindsay needs protection.
19What a whiny little boy!
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