Shake your heads, Honey, because it’s time to snicker right here at the beauty salon.

Snicker #1: A Florida congressional candidate says she’s been abducted by aliens in a damn spaceship. Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera says she was abducted by “three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says.”

You know, like Toni Orlando and Dawn except Norwegian.

Snicker #2:  The Miami Herald has endorsed her, calling her “a strong candidate in the race with plausible conservative ideas.”

Maybe plausible is not plausible.

The newspaper says that her ideas about spaceships and stuff do not interfere with what kind of congresswoman she’d be. Yeah, she’ll hardly even stand out among the other Republican wackos in congress.  It’s like, “Hey, voters, pay no mind that she hears voices in her head. She supports Trump, who also hears voices in his head and that’s worked out just fine.”

There are nine candidates in the Republican primary and this was the best they had. That, little buddies, is what the Republican Party has become.

Thanks to Louis N. for the heads up.