Oh Roy Moore, Don’t Ever Go Away.
Just to remind us that Roy Moore jokes are always fresh and funny, he’s back in the news.
He’s filed a lawsuit alleging a “political conspiracy.”
The suit was jointly filed with his wife, Kayla, about an hour before the two held a news conference. It was Moore’s first public appearance since election night in December, when Moore, a Republican, was upset by Democrat Doug Jones. The defendants include three women who made accusations against Moore as well as two other people.
These harlots gathered up in a cabal to plot the downfall of Roy Moore.
Moore immediately began asking for donations to defray his legal expenses.
A female lawyer for one of the woman spoke from the pits of witchery:
“Mr. Moore said nothing new and is using this as another attempt to fleece money from his followers,” Cobia said, adding that Moore claims “to be broke despite” receiving about $200,000 a year in pension from Alabama.
And, just to add fun to the whole lawsuit thing, he also sued two other people who hurt his feelings.
The other two people named in the complaint — Richard Hagedorn and Debbie Wesson Gibson — are accused of “revealing their true political agenda to ignore the truth” through social media posts that looked to “discredit local politicians and Senate candidates.”
Can you even imagine anyone using social media to discredit someone else? I mean, except for Trump.
Thanks to Phyllis for the heads up.
Roy Moore—The gift that keeps on giving.
1Only $200K a year. [poor baby]
Let the depositions begin!
2$200k a year? this bigot? and the bigots in congress and senate? these christian bigots that want to take health care rights away from the poor? and hide behind the 10 demandments???????? if only there actually were a god. zombie jeebus would be so pissed!!!
3“I’m 32 years old, which is an odd age. Ten years too young to host this event and 20 years too old for Roy Moore.” Michelle Wolf
4I am in a situation where I hate almost everyone in Washington DC, right down to the wives. Louise Linton nabbed Mnuchin just in time to A: get a taxpayer paid sightseeing trip and shopping spree, and B: avoided the ignominy of becoming a “has been”.
5Sorry, that was for the previous story. I hate my computer.
6Linda Phipps, you do know that about 600,000 people live in DC and many of them have nothing to do with being in charge of the national government…? I can despise a lot of what Texas does but that doesn’t mean I hate every single person in Dallas. (Not Austin because Austin is Weird.) Anyway, most of the people who *are* in charge of the government don’t live in DC; they live in the rich manor house suburbs, mostly in northern VA.
7Hell, I’d be broke too if I had to live on $200,000 a year. The price of Dom Perignon here alone would take half that.
I guess he doesn’t think a failed politician is considered a public figure. I’m sure he’ll find out soon enough.
8Roy Moore’s 11th Commandment:
Thou shalt not concede.
9An actual lawyer filed that suit? And lawyers wonder why people hate them?
10OK. It seems to me that there was also someone kinda like a celebrity that kept throwing hissy fit lawsuits seems like forever. Can’t recall the name but he was also weird. Anyone can think of this guy let me know. It seems that old roy Moore and him could be in a competition.
11The suit is doomed, but I still love the photo. Is that a gun or a lighter?
12I love the photo too. It’s a classic example of overcompensation. It’s a bigger gun than his little gun.
13Linda Phipps, I know what you mean about hating the people in DC, too many exceptions to list, but too many a$$holes to name them all.
14NicaBrian, love you comment.