Up until I read Donald Trump’s remarks kicking off Black History Month, I did not feel sick like I do now.  He spent the whole speech talking about himself and how persecuted he is. The only thing he could say about Dr. Martin Luther King is that he’s “unique” and someone said he took King’s statue out of his office and they were wrong, wrong, wrong. Poor Donald.

He has got to quit whining. I can’t take it. I just can’t. I will pay him twenty dollars cash American money to stop whining for an hour so everybody can catch their breath.

He did offer this tidbit about actual black history:

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.

He does not know who Frederick Douglass is. He does not. And he thinks Douglass is still alive and is competing for Nielsen ratings.

Holy damn cow, y’all.