I’m still working the ballot board on Monday and half a day on Tuesday.  I am covering the election for Outsmart and will have a summary on Wednesday morning. I’ll post a link for you.

However, I will be right here Tuesday night to update election returns and hope you can drop by to tell us about your local elections.

Wednesday afternoon, I head to Galveston for a few days of trouble-making with my favorite hoodlum, Judge Susan Criss.  Ole Bubba and I will be sleeping late for a few days, breathing ocean air, walking in the sand, and ordering breakfast in bed.

Meanwhile, I think that whole Secret Service thing with Trump at his rally looked as fake as a $10 wig.

And, remember the good ole days when all we had to fret about was that the head of the FBI was a crossdresser who kept a file on John Lennon?  I want Hillary to appoint Dallas County Sheriff Lupe Valdez to head the FBI.  She’ll have that corrupt white male culture on their knees in about one week.