Oh Sweet Jesus, Whack Him Upside the Head
Just when you thought Trump couldn’t get any lewder and Louie Gohmert couldn’t get dumber … they grab a shovel and head for China.
Pastor Louie has an explanation for Trump’s video.
“Trump has said some things that are very vile back when he was supporting people like Bill Clinton,” Gohmert opined. “But if you’re Bill Clinton’s big buddy like he was at one time, you’re going to talk like Bill Clinton. And I think we need to forgive him for talking like big Democrats like Clinton and other foulmouthed people.”
Yes, Louie says it’s Bill Clinton’s fault.
But, Louie contends, all that’s behind Donald. He got saved and doesn’t act like that now. And, according to Louie, we know Donald got saved because, “James Dobson tells me he’s become a Christian.:
Holy Mother of Fried Okra, once you have James Dobson’s stamp of approval, Jesus bows to the side and lets you into the protected class of Americans who sin no longer because they get born again again the very next morning.
Louie amplifies …
James Dobson tells me he’s become a Christian. And so, look, we forgive him for the past because he’s asked for it.”
No, see, that’s the whole deal, Louie. He didn’t ask for it. He just grabbed it.
Thanks to Fred Farklestone for the heads up.
Strange. When I think “Christian”, Donnie the Douche doesn’t come to mind. Shame on me I guess. Of course, Louie doesn’t come to mind either. Must be that Catholic upbringing I got.
Hey Louie! Would you “forgive” him if he grabbed your wife or daughter? Yeah…. think about thar one Skippy.
1Trump said, right out loud in front of God and everybody, that he doesn’t ask for forgiveness because he doesn’t need forgiveness. So let’s all stop forgiving him already, okay?
2We can all now accept that there is no limit to the level of stupid that some people can reach. I cannot believe Louie is allowed outside the house without adult supervision. Trump is just a lying asshole, Louie is beyond help.
3Tall words from the only republican rep who’s too stupid to steal. Question: why isn’t he on the Texas Supreme Court? He’d be PERFECT.
4Otoh, Louie IS asking for it. So, send him home in November, k?
5Off topic: The “grab” tape? Besides his boasting, I was made aware of the end of the tape. Trump tries to get off the bus. Door is shut. He taps the glass. Nothing. Taps again. Nothing. Then Billy Bush shows him how to push the handle (clearly marked) to open the door! Bwahahaha….
What a clueless jerk. Reminds me of G. Bush One being amazed by a grocery store checkout scanner. These entitled, closeted idiots cannot lead this country because they have no clue how it works!
6Watched part of the 11AM (Fox local) news, wish I hadn’t (my poor TV is on a death watch I think).
Crawl had Pence saying he is faithful to T-raunch because he’s a K’stian and he believes in “forgiveness”.
It also stated that DetesTed Cruz absolutely still supported Donald the Menace 120% because ‘Hillary is a disaster’…
And the worst: Donnie T-raunch was expected to land at SAT any minute and proceed to the San Antonio River Walk Grand Hyatt for a campaign ‘rally’. They had some aerial shots of the field and downtown. A live segment with a reporter from the Hyatt (pre-Don) covered a protest crowd of about 30-40 to one side, and some cops. On the other side it looked like maybe 10 supporters of the NYC azzhole awaiting their messiah.
I suspect this is a very short notice visit to San Antonio, and that it is designed to grift out some dinero from the well-heeled local GOPers in a very private setting.
Any of you having San Antonio channels available (or TX maybe), the local stations are going to be all over this ‘massive’ event like stink on chit.
Watching the noon ‘news’, walltowall T-raunch coverage (looks like maybe FIVE supporters out there! $500 to $5K to get inside to breath air with the Orange Sphincter.
7Holy Mother of Fried Okra? I love yew, Juanita Jean.
8JJ, Primo, PKM, EPO, Micr, and the other political gurus here, a question:
Why the F would DJTrump be making a campaign visit to San Antonio, TEXAS, two days after his debate disaster???
TX, last I saw (week or so ago), was a 7 point Repuke lockdown. (maybe the DNC/Hillary should make a push in TX?)
Only thing I can think is somebody with deeep pockets dangled a big wad of $$$$ bait out there for him to let them kiss his pasty marauding ass.
Nobody else will have him?
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Gonna hang on the TV because they’re promising live video coverage any minute; chores on hold (and the weather outside is beeuuteeful! dammit).
9@Sandridge
(Mentioning my handle in the same sentence as JJ, Primo, PKM, EPO is breathtaking. Thanks. Ego swollen!)
I thought the SAME thing: Why spend any funds campaigning in a yellow dog nacilbupeR state of confusion like Texas? Better to spend those funds in the true battleground states.
OTOH, NEVER interrupt your opponent when he’s making a mistake. So my public opinion is that the Drumpf campaign should campaign and spend money like a drunken sailor in Texas. Just don’t come to DFW. Please?
10Sandridge, Micr: The man needs facetime on TV in front of adoring fans. And he needs to be perceived as having those fans in places other than a-couple-of-electoral-votes New Hampshire. The Trump Campaign isn’t paying for this. Probably the Texas R Party. The man is using the media again and the media will cooperate to get the next bucket of crazy from him to air. If it bleeds, it leads. If it scares, it airs. Expect A TON of loud blather between now and Nov. 8. You thought you’ve seen the worst? Just wait.
11Sandridge, probably less “campaigning” than scratching for funds from the oil boys. With the RNC casting Donnie adrift, that ‘self-financing’ moocher needs bus fare.
Micr, that goofy goombah will be assaulting NV Oct 19th. I want a chunk of Donnie’s chump change to defray the cost to the taxpayers for delousing the premises after his visit.
12@pkm
Use industrial strength Kwell. Just like county jails, Club Fed, and the Institutional Division of TDCJ.
13Kristians think they’re forgiven. And the politicians are– no matter what they do, they go in front of the cameras and maybe cry a little (if they’re male, they’re allowed) and beg the lord’s forgiveness, and everybody’s supposed to give them a pass on whatever their disgusting behavior was. I don’t buy it, and a lot of people don’t buy it, but too many do.
Somebody called Trump a “baby Christian.” Babies are noted for screaming, crapping their diapers, and being absolutely 101% selfish, so I guess it fits.
14Micr, if Donnie is bathed in a nice industrial solution of hydrofluoric acid before taking the stage, we could minimize the damage to the stage. Rinse his snout with 30% hydrogen peroxide. Or, we could save time and trouble by disinviting him. He can phone it in like he did with all his free primary coverage.
15Whelp, T-raunch’s motorcade zipped right into the fancy hotel without as much as a single stinkin’ denarius thrown out an SUV window to the worshitful proles pounding the Market St. pavement (not bad at ~82 dry degrees).
Did hear that the invite toll was $500 up to $100,000+ (‘get yer ‘nads grabbed by a star’ donor level).
I’d bet Cruz and Rove were there too, plus Lamar and Hurd (kisskiss). Hope somebody rolls tape on it.
A couple of the 8-10 (yuuuuge crowd…) outside Donnie disciples were interviewed (you’ve heard the teabaggers all before), the others scattered like cockroaches in a box when the lid is lifted on a beeuuteeful sunny day like today).
The 50+ sign carrying (Hill-Kaine) Dem protesters were whoopin’ ‘n hollerin’ it up, nicely.
Is TX getting ready to flip?
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Ahhh, after a big homemade 40,000 calorie custom McRib w/habenero BBQ sauce sandwich & coleslaw & potato salad dindin, all drizzled w/raspberry-walnut dressing, that chore list is going to pause a bit now…urp
JJ are you sure that Louis was born in Texas? He sounds like someone who was born in Louisiana and when the people there realized what just happened they moved the border line.
17Micr & PKM,
How about irradiation or pulsed electric field electroporation, salting, pickling, etc., him first? Then wherever he goes is safe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_preservation#Irradiation
18Louie is one of the best reasons why no one should date anyone outside their specie.
19Sandridge, your names for the orange-atang are perfect. Can I steal a few?
The Christianists who continue to support the Orange Sphincter
20UPDATE: Louie now says same-sex marriage caused the biblical flood where everybody died. My word, their God is a pissy bastard, y’know?
21JAKvirginia, yeah, that bus door thing was pretty pathetic. But that what a lifetime of riding in limos does to ya. Leave ya handicapped. Always needing a keeper walking behind ya.
22Actually, I thought the most interesting part of Gohmert in that interview, was Doocy trying to look intelligent and not have his eyes cross while listening to that horse’s patoot.
23Debbo, steal away, no royalty fees for TWMDBS’ers…others send checks.
24Thanks Sandridge.
25Not up to me to decide but here’s a fine point. If Dobson says Trump is saved, why won’t the Presbyterians have anything to do with him? Christian is as Christian does. Never mind the groping stuff. Before that floated to the top, I spent every day wondering what that day’s garbage would be. Can’t you imagine a class or sermon with him up front? “Forgiveness? Why do I need forgiveness?”
26I just hope to God that he loses.