Okay, so I go on a cruise and Ted Cruz drops out of the Presidential race.  Can I go on a Trump?

I was in Mexico and heard stories about how much American are hated because of Trump.  I wish I’d brought a tee-shirt that said, “Hey, Amiga, I Hate Trump As Much As You Do.”

By the way, I discovered that you can buy a three bedroom casa with a swimming pool on the beach in Yucatan for $150,000.

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So they way I figure it, if Trump is elected President, I can live well in the Yucatan.  Also on the plus side, Trump’s gonna build a huuuge giant wall just to keep all the rednecks and rightwingers out of Mexico.  I’ll even send him a thank you note for that.

I notice this morning that Rick Perry, Dick Cheney, and Bob Dole all endorsed Trump.  That’s the brain and morality trust of the Republican Party.

In fact, Perry is practically begging to be Trump’s Vice President.  Oops and Poops – what a ticket!