Given Enough Time, All This Is Gonna Work Itself Out
Okay, it happened in Texas and I really don’t even know where to start.
A group of guys were organizing to go to Oregon to be with their Freedom brothers, then a semi-bad thing happened.
It was first announced via radio —
“Dear friends it’s my dearest regrets to have to share this heart breaking new (sic) with you tonight. That OUR fellow patriot and brother Charles Carter is no longer with us. He gone to be with Jesus. Today killed by a fellow patriot Vincent Smith. Who was suppose (sic) to be his brother in arms and friend,” posted online radio host Keith Williams, who described himself as the victim’s next of kin.
Bill Williamson, another right-wing “patriot” associated with the Oregon militants, said in a Facebook post that Smith shot Carter in a drunken dispute over a gun.
They are still sorting it all out, but … here’s where they are at now.
Self-defender Smith
Williamson said Smith called him a short time later to say that U.S. Marshals had agreed the fatal shooting was self-defense.
A member of the 3% Idaho militia group, which showed up late last week at the ongoing occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, paid tribute to his friend but said Carter “violated one of the first rules of firarms (sic) safety.”
“NEVER mix guns & booze,” said the militia member, who calls himself Joe Bleaugh.
Or dumb and booze, for that matter. Or guns and dumb. Or just quit mixing crap, okay?
Get it? Joe Bleaugh?
Bubba Hank II says that the federal officials should deliver a case of Jack Daniels to the Oregon Boys and by tomorrow afternoon at 3:30, it will all be over.
Unholy sacrilege, no Jack Daniels for those moochers. Say the word. We don’t live that far from that nest of squatters. Please allow me. It would be my pleasure to deliver a barrel of casino grade ‘well drink’ whiskey.
Would it be rude to bung off the barrel, install a fuse, then send it flaming and rolling into Camp Cowflop?
1PKM please don’t. They take arson on federal land quite seriously in those parts. I would miss your post if you go to the joint. Not sure if you have access to the internet there.
2Cole, thanks and not to worry. Not only would I not waste Jack Daniels on those moochers, even a barrel of throw away well whiskey is too good to waste on them. Please forgive my rhetorical impatience with the Feebs to corral those welfare queens.
The latest is they have ISIL supporter and Hitler aficionado David Fry in camp to do their IT work. ISIL, FLDS and anti-semites sure are one kooky blend of haters. David drove from Ohio to Oregon on our federal interstates. Where are the Feebs and state troopers to arrest these ick-patriots?
3That was my immediate thought as well: Not the Jack Daniels! I say send them a still with enough supplies to poison themselves, and if we’re lucky, blow themselves up as well. In case none of them are part of artisan spirits revolution, it would have to come with SIMPLE directions, but who says the directions have to be absolutely accurate. Just enough to send them where they need to go.
4Nothing but the soothing sounds of vibrators left in the sudden silence… lovely.
5PKM, from reading Little David’s police record online, I suspect that he probably came to Oregon more for herbal recreation than armed uprising. I imagine the Refuge makes a nice change from his mom’s basement, too.
6And I think the booze ploy wouldn’t work, either, since about half of them are Mormons, who don’t drink in front of other Mormons.
The best idea I’ve come up with involves getting a few dozen rats into the buildings being occupied. They’ll all be overcome with memories of shooting rats at the dump (a.k.a. Utah first date) and start blasting, giving Sheriff Dave and the other local lawmen an excuse to move in. The FBI will hold the perimeter, making sure that no black, brown, or leftie types try to take advantage of the situation.
I would ask any patriotic family that is currently exposed to chickenpoxs, measles, bed bugs or head lice to mail their
7contaminated blankets and hats to the boys.
First of all I refuse to give fine Tennessee sippin’ whiskey to any such ham-fisted oafs. They would not recognize the difference between a pure Bourbon County Kentucky product and a third cut from corn squeezings made on a Norte Carolina farmer’s still. Let them eat cake!
I’d much prefer they receive a 50 gallon barrel of fertilizer marinated in fuel oil. Or 2 keys of C4.
8“He be gone to Jesus.”
9Okay. Just as an aside. I heard in the comments on joemygod.com that snarky people are sending them candy dildoes as snacks. Here! Suck on this! Some people have a great sense of humor.
10Do these clowns know they’re a national (and probably international) joke? They may be sick of it themselves by now but they don’t want to come out and back down in front of everybody after stupidly proclaiming they were going to be there for “years” and die for their cause. That’s assuming they’re still sure they won’t be arrested, and fined for all the damage they’re doing, economic as well as physical. And maybe they won’t, unless somebody in federal law enforcement grows a brain and wants to stop the next monkey show.
11Rhea, I doubt that they know they’re a joke because they live in a news bubble. True WingNuts do not allow any unbiased news into their environments. They only listen to what they want to hear.
12I wish to hell they weren’t allowed any food, beer, or cigarettes (or snacks and French Vanilla coffee creamer) into their environment; we’d be rid of them by now.
13Hope Uncle Sam is charging them rent and utilities and a fee for internet access.
14“gone to be with Jesus” They must have a pretty low opinion of Jesus to think he would hang out with gun toting drunks. Prostitutes and tax collectors, sure. Not terrorists.
15When this is over, the air is gonna leak out of all those inflatable sex dolls.
16@Ralph Wiggam
I read that to mean Jesus hung out with the people marginalized by their own society. By contrast, in my mind, these people have marginalized themselves and wound up to some extent confined in a remote, isolated prison of their own making.
Sweet Jesus must just be shaking his head thinking, the force is very weak in this one.
17I think that Darwin awards should be endowed with a cash prize in order to encourage more of this behavior.
18Everclear. Quicker, cheaper.
19oops, another one bites the dust…….and if they had been any race other than white…..they would be long gone.
20I can only say what my dear late mother would have said: “Ohfergawd’ssake.” That’s all I’ve got.
21Maybe this come down to beer goggles:
Sometimes when you’re drunk enough, it’s impossible to resist the urge to grab some guy’s cute little gun…
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