Bless His Heart

January 04, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Mitt Romney, y’all.  In an interview with the Washington Post, Mitt said …

“I had one person who was running for president, and I won’t give you the name… called me and said, ‘I hope you don’t close the door. We may need you.’ That’s a person running for president. A candidate. A Republican.”

Mitt, don’t pay any attention to what Rick Perry says.  He’s mostly drunk or totally lost.

 

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  1. If Mitt is the hope of the republican party…..
    I wonder who the republican was, Anne?

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  2. Angling for the VP slot, is this mysterious GOPper?

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    It’s whack-a-moron time. Mittens, the only clown not in the car, but the one T-Rump would bury faster than Jebya as “low energy.”

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  4. JAKvirginia says:

    I’m not claiming anything but people tell me that I sound alot like Marco Rubio on the phone. I’m just sayin’… ahem…

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  5. e platypus onion says:

    Romney’s biggest car isn’t big enough to haul Trump’s dog on the roof. It is Yooooooogggeeee!!!

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  6. e platypus onion says:

    JAKvirginia-how do you handle the water breaks on the phone?

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  7. If Romney wants to be veep, he needs to call Hillary.

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  8. JAKvirginia says:

    epo: Apparently I gurgle like him, too. Go figure.

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  9. As a Democrat, a Rmoney/pRick GOP ticket is exciting!

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  10. charles r. phillips says:

    Micr: pRick, I thought I was the only one who knew that joke!

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  11. I’d guess one of the dropouts.

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  12. Seems like there are two kinds of failed presidential candidates: the halfway sensible ones who wouldn’t do it again for beans, and the ones who still can’t quite believe that we didn’t want them and are puppy-dog eager to try it again.

    Mitt, get a hobby. Buy Luxembourg or something.

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  13. It seems that campaigning is an addiction. We need a 12 step program for these people — fast!

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  14. @charles r. phillips
    Although I cant predict how I do predict that those jokes will intensify if pRick does sneak onto a front runner’s coattails as veep. Somehow I find that thought immensely satisfying. As long as incarceration isn’t a viable option. I much prefer incarceration for pRick.

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  15. charles r. phillips says:

    And Orange is the new black this season.

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  16. Aggieland Liz says:

    Inauguration Micr amigo, inauguration *not* an option! Incarceration devoutly hoped for!!

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  17. Romney said “a person running for president. A candidate. A Republican.”

    That doesn’t exactly narrow the suspect pool much, does it?

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  18. My guess would be Snarly, since Romney was careful to say, “person” instead of guy, man, bloke, ba$tard, chap, dude, fellow, gent, hombre or joker.

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  19. Has anyone noticed that Trump has told so many lies that he will catch up with Mitt.

    I outright lying a republican thing?

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  20. NicaBrian says:

    Psst, hey Mitt, don’t pay any attention to Susan. LISTEN TO RICK. He’s a Republican so he knows how to win. We need you to run. With you in the race I guarantee good things will happen in the U.S.A.

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