Ted Cruz has been lamenting (which is a bless-his-heart way of saying whining) about the fact that there’s just not enough conservatives on the Supreme Court.

He says that conservative presidents appoint conservatives to the court and then those appointees turn liberal.  Yeah, because they read the constitution.

Anyway, Cruz is a man with plan.

“Unlike many of the other candidates, I will be willing to spend the capital to ensure that every Supreme Court nominee that I put on the court is a principled judicial conservative,” Cruz said.

Principled judicial conservative are three words you rarely see in a row.  You know, kinda like sweet thoughtful Stalin. Or intelligent cuddly wasp. Those creatures don’t exist.

He doesn’t seem to have a plan to keep them conservative once they are appointed but I guessing it involves Rush Limbaugh and a chainsaw.