Sir, Is That Your Official Dancing With The Stars Position?
Tom DeLay lives in my neck of the woods and local Republicans still bow down to him when he walks by. I do not know why because he hasn’t had a job since he left Congress so he just goes from one Republican women’s club to the next trying to peddle his book, “No Retreat. No Surrender.” which is an odd title because retreating and surrendering is all he’s done his entire life.
So now he’s calling President Obama “a coward who has surrendered to Isis.”
He wants a “full scale war against Isis.”
Okay, so here’s this little short, chubby, balding man who has had more botox and facelifts than I can keep count of, and who has never served one day in the military, calling for war. And calling other people “cowards.”
Yeah Tom, it takes a lot of courage to resign from congress instead of staying and fighting the innocence you claim you had. It takes a lot of courage to walk away from your pest control business after stiffing your partner out of his life savings. Oh, and the courage it took to refuse to testify at your own trial must have been mightily stressing on your grit meter. How much courage did it take to close down the foster child care facility built with other people’s money and throw families out of their homes?
Silly Silly Tom, you even surrendered to Dancing with the Stars by whining about a nonexistent foot injury.
You have not earned the right to even talk about courage, you damn fool.
Okay, I have completely pissed off all my neighbors. My work is done here.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
Good job – piss off all of ’em! #TFP
1You said what needed saying. He joins a long list of Repugnicant cowards pressing to send our young people into another quagmire of death and waste. Let’s have a rousing chorus of “Over There” so Delay can dance his way to Syria.
2Texas has a history of short nasty blowhards. I’m sure it didn’t start with H. Ross Perot, but there have been several notable examples since him. I think all that Texas bloviation gets to them– they’re the smallest dog in the room, so they have to grow about 300 ugly pounds of attitude to make up for it. Among the worst manifestations are calling decent people cowards and trying to send young people to die for their own mindless reasons.
3“Let’s you and him go fight” is a popular position for blowhards.
4Nothing I can say would pass the Momma test.
5There’s a song from G & S’s Pirates of Penzance that fits Dee-Layyy to a T: “poor wandering one.” What a sad, p.i.t.i.f.u.l. dirtbag he is!
6Sigh.I’ll let y’all do the talking. You know how he carried around pesticides for years and it likely done sumthin to him.
7Konservatives fear anything that is different from themselves and their lives. That means they are afraid of just about everything. Yes, they are cowards.
8I think Marge Wood nailed it.
9Tom Delay was a termite in the House, slowly eating his way through the walls of democracy. His legacy is the rotten structure of rigged elections, the morally bankrupt insurgency infesting the Capitol, and a completely disenfranchised electorate.
Now he is more like one of those big roaches that flees into the nearest crack whenever you turn the light on.
Redeem yourself, Tom. Show us your honor and courage.
Go to Syria, Tom! Go straight to Syria.
10It’s a huge comedown for a mean, mean individual who strutted around Washington for years playing the part of a big “somebody.” Now DeLay is a nobody, though he’ll angrily deny it. There will come the day that he’ll wake up, look in the mirror and finally acknowledge what for him will be a terrible truth. Tom DeLay just doesn’t matter anymore.
11To this dimwit and to the dimwitted politicians……
12You want all out war? Fine just as soon as YOU get in front and LEAD us, I’ll think about helping!!!!
NO!?! Then it aint important enough to consider!!!!!
that picture of DeLay reminds me of Howard Dean’s outburst … didn’t go well for him either.
13Umptydump, possibly the metaphor you seek is “big bug under the cowchip.” (No, autocorrect, I did not mean “couch.”)
14Juanita Jean. Sensational is an understatement. You are all of that. DeLay is a cancer.
15This man put the capital F in the word failure. He will probably be re-elected to some GOP office again before the end of the week.
16Oh, how I wish that You Tube of Tom’s appearance on DWTS while Willie was singing that gay cowboy song was still there. I shudda known DWTS would take it off due to copyright. You know Willie was laughing,too.
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