Oh, Be Still My Heart!
The two snake oil salesmen are considering campaigning together.
If they do, I am quitting this job and will volunteer to be a roadie for them. When they implode, I want to see them fly around the room backwards for days making farting noises. That would be cool to eyewitness.
The reasoning?
“Cruz is being very sly,” a Trump campaign insider told The Daily Beast. “[He] attracts the same types of voter. A lot of second-choice voters for Trump are Cruz people… Cruz wants those votes.”
Hi, Donald. I am Ted and I am here to cut your throat.
Just what the WH needs-two thumbsuckers.
1Isn’t Cruz exactly the type of person Trump wants to get rid of. Not born here, Mexican (same as Cuban to republicans). if I were him I wouldn’t accept any junket plane rides. May end up being a one way trip.
2Orange men, what are the drinking with Boner again?
3Well, an implosion would be an explosion that occurs inward. if they were standing close enough together when it happens they might be sucked into each others anus and become a blackhole, and their gravitational force would suck all nearby objects into their influence. Careful where you stand at that point.
4Since Trump want to revoke the 14th amendment as being “unconstitutional”, wouldn’t that mean his new buddy Cruz would be ineligible to run? Just sayin’
5Yesterday was a comment on another thread saying their gut instincts were primal screaming that Trump or the others might be outed on the 30+ million names revealed from the adulterer dating site’s hack. Primal screaming prescient! Ted Cruz name is on the list.
PS: Josh Duggar has confessed to being unfaithful to his brood mare today.
6Truly, these hate-filled butt-heads deserve one another. How long can their monumental egos coexist? Can hardly wait to see the fur fly when they have a falling out. Popping the popcorn in 3…2…1…
7Taking bets right now on how long this lasts!
8There is a constitutional provision that prohibits a President and Vice President from the same state. Does the State of Delusion count? If so it would bring a sad but sudden end to this dream ticket.
9Cruz is trying to have it both ways. If Trump gets the nomination Ted is hankering for the VP slot.
10Trump on lead.
11Cruz on drums.
I could only hope for Sarah Palin playing bass.
What a power trio!
Between the, they have a negative IQ.
12Take a look at Cruz’ suit. Looks as if he’s been shopping in the men’s department at Goodwill. Maybe Trump should take him shopping in the boy’s department to find something in his size.
13Some more background on Cruz!
http://politicalgates.blogspot.com/2013/10/the-radical-religious-friends-of.html
I wonder where Ted’s been hiding his old man, haven’t heard a peep out him for a while!
14Trump and Cruz together? They’ll maim each other trying to get in front of the cameras and microphones. Small loss to the rest of us.
15…..or was that two dumb-f***ers?
16Loved Ralph Wigwam’s State of Delusion and epo’s play on thumb-suckers. Looking at those two together, I felt the shadow of evil pass over me. Lord Valdemort has nothing on the dynamic duo.
17Yikes.
18I’ve suspected for weeks that Ted was angling for the veep spot on Trump’s ticket. He’s had his nose so far up Trump’s butt that he can’t take a breath, and Trump can’t take a crap.
19Oh, The Don isn’t having any trouble taking a crap all over the United States Constitution and about 65% of its population… Cruz must’ve popped right out, the little $nit.
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