Oh, Be Still My Heart!
The two snake oil salesmen are considering campaigning together.
If they do, I am quitting this job and will volunteer to be a roadie for them. When they implode, I want to see them fly around the room backwards for days making farting noises. That would be cool to eyewitness.
The reasoning?
“Cruz is being very sly,” a Trump campaign insider told The Daily Beast. “[He] attracts the same types of voter. A lot of second-choice voters for Trump are Cruz people… Cruz wants those votes.”
Hi, Donald. I am Ted and I am here to cut your throat.